Yup, it's just your typical day in the life of the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, only with seizure-inducing movement and people with huge, huge eyes.
This proves that the dictatorial military who ended up getting overtaken by teddy bears with stone spears along with a handful of ragtag pilots was once an invincible juggernaut of efficiency, cohesion, and...competence.
The folks of FakeLife have dropped a gigantic 90's nostalgia bomb with a blast radius too large to determine.
Sure, for some, the 90's was an odd time of borrowed styles, filled with screechy cookie-cutter post-Nirvana alternative acts, old-school style hip-hop about big butts, and 16-bit video game systems stretched to their absolute graphical limits.
However, for those who were younger during that period, it was a more magical time of Pokemon and Nickelodeon-infused color where songs about being a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World, would play in the background amidst split-screen GoldenEye deathmatches and Mario Kart races.
Indeed, it was a world where Michael Bay asteroid movies made you cry and the most sexually-scandalous book out there was not Fifty Shades of Grey, but The Starr Report.
Already feeling like one of the common folk because of the mere announcement of his iPhone 5's existence, this kid must be super-pissed at Mom and Dad for not paying Apple to engineer him the iPhone 6 in advance.
Batman's not having it. -- And that's coming from someone who already has the iPhone 8 paired with the Batmobile.
The first entry into what is now a trilogy, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey has released its second trailer.
Nearly a year after its debut trailer satiated fans who have waited a long time for J.R.R. Tolkien's first Middle Earth novel to hit the big screen, this second one goes a bit deeper into obstacles that await Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf, and the baker's dozen band of dwarves.
Besides giving us more scenes with the hideous goblins our heroes will encounter under the Misty Mountains, we also get our first real glimpse of ex-Doctor Who, Sylvester McCoy as eccentric, nature-loving wizard, Radagast the Brown.
Check out the trailer below or risk getting taken by giant trolls who argue how they should cook you.
While Batman was called the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now, it turns out he might be better suited to be the pop-star it both deserves and needs.
Now, thanks to the folks at Crumb Stoppables, that concept no longer has to be imaginary, as we see Batman has saved his grizzled voice from interrogating criminals for the task of swooning the city with his smooth songs.
Justin Bieber's hit, "Girlfriend" has never sounded so chock full of JUSTICE.