Wait, but doesn't this imply that there's more than one ring?
I get that (for whatever reasons,) they may have just been covering their bases. But, if that was the case, then how does "have a throat or mouth" fall to the second spot on the list?
I suppose they could have also gone even farther with: "if you are an organic, carbon-based construct with sentience in the metaphysical classification."
Mt. Catdoriyama has once again bested all comers, but the participants in this year's American Kitten Warrior can still hold their whiskers high knowing that they, along with their human trainers Kevin Pereira and Candace Bailey, have taken on a challenge that most cats not dare.
Relive the excitement of the greatest feline competition of them all with these American Kitten Warrior pics and gaze upon your athletic betters.
Hey, AOTB fans! We're back with another edition of A Snack of the Show, a bite-sized way to consume Attack of the Show for an entire week in about two minutes! This time, we're looking back at the week of April 11th, which was when we got to go behind-the-scenes with Candace Bailey at her Maxim photo shoot.
It's hilarious, and a concentrated dose of AOTS-related funny! Check it out!
We know from watching Hatchet II that Danielle Harris has what it takes to be this generation's Heather Langenkamp or Jamie Lee Curtis and her starring role in Stake Land only confirms what we already knew. Horror has a new scream queen and you have new behind-the-scenes Danielle Harris photos to gawk at. It's a good day to be you!
If Sir Mix-A-Lot is to be believed, the posterior is the most alluring attribute of the fairer sex. While that claim is debatable, there's certainly evidence to support his argument. We present to you Exhibit A, Candace Bailey booty shaking pics. If Candace Bailey's booty dance doesn't convince you, nothing will!
Also, if you like that Candace Bailey photo gallery, then you're going to love our Candace Bailey Dominatrix pictures.
Portal technology, the kind you've used with wild abandon in games like Portal 2, is not to be toyed with. It's a dangerous science that has potentially severe repercussions, as we all saw on today's AOTS. If you, or someone you know, has thought about buying a Portal gun on the black market and using it to get some cheap thrills, let these pics of Kevin Pereira and Candace Bailey playing around with an imitation Portal gun be a warning to you. Don't do it!