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Um, Would You Happen To Carry Light Bear?

Besides carrying curiosities like "Whisky" and "Cock Tail," this bar also serves up giant, furry, clawed mammals in pint glasses. (The bartenders must carry super-industrial-strength blenders.)

After getting a few of those in you, you'll be seeing miniature versions of Doctor Who's TARDIS drop lines of cocaine on the bar.

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Urinal Cake For Desert Anyone?

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Posted July 26, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This guy didn't even waste time bargaining when his buddies offered him $80 to eat part of a urinal cake.

With such a stunning lack of reluctance, it makes you wonder if he was already planning on eating it anyway and the dare was just a little bit of serendipity that came his way.

Either way, his breath should now be a unique combination of minty-synthesized fruitiness and ammonia.

Healthy Is Taking A Backseat

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Posted July 25, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Healthy Is Taking A Backseat

When Paula Deen was hired to create your new healthy burger menu, you just had to know what was coming.

That being said, calorie-conscious consumers will be happy to know that the Butter & Sugar Burger now contains 1/8 teaspoon less sugar than it used to, so go ahead and eat it up, guilt-free.

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McDonald's: Now With Asians

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Posted July 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

McDonald's: Now With Asians

Who knew that "ethnic" items like Teriyaki Chicken McNuggets packed with chopsticks, plus salads with fried noodles would just be the sweet and sour icing on the proverbial rice cake?

Now, the Golden Arches has upped the stakes with Asians on their new Asian menu...of Asians.

Someone needs to get in touch with leader of the Chinese military, General Tso and let him know what's happening here.

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Bacon Likes To Vanish

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Posted July 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Bacon Likes To Vanish

Usually, the front of the package displays the product in its best, freshest, most plentiful form.

If that idea hold true, then this doesn't really bode well for the air/bacon ratio in this bag.

But, then again, this could just be the shy variety of bacon bits that are exclusively sold at Costco.

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They All Taste A Little Sweaty

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Posted July 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

They All Taste A Little Sweaty

Indeed, once you pop a pair of these Nice! nuts in your mouth, "WOW!!!" will be the first thought that comes to mind.

All the flavors seem to share a secret ingredient that they keep well-guarded which has a musty hint of salt, vinegar, and the occasional curly hair.

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Robot Vs. Crawfish

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Posted July 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This imaginary gun-toting toy robot's epic showdown with this crushing crustacean didn't go so well for the fight's mechanical participant.

Of course, ending up boiled in a pot before some caijun sticks his mouth on your ass and sucks out your vital organs isn't exactly roses and Happy Meals, either.

Just A Bowl Of Penis Fish

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Posted July 23, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Korean market is serving up a nice bowl of spoon worm, also commonly referred to as penis fish.

While the creature's phallic attributes are pointed out (a lot) in the video, it's also especially appetizing to see foods that look like chunks of fecal matter working their way down a colon.

Perhaps, it's nature's way of foreshadowing its fate.

This Gym Spots You French Fries

The trainers at this gym encourage you to take a giant gulp of chocolate milkshake for every five steps you walk on the treadmill.

Here, strength training entails reaching the goal of being able to eat as many extra values meals as you can carry.

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Cat Milk Tries To Overcome A PR Hurdle

"...Although, we should also note that humans dumb enough to consume cat milk will suffer from genetic mutations such as whiskers, creepy eyes, and the innate proclivity to chase shiny things.

The stuff's pretty good, but ultimately, it's your life, people."

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