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This Is A Holy Pharmacy

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Is A Holy Pharmacy

Why would you still get your medicine from hack pharmacies like CVS and Walgreen's?

It seems that in his long hiatus from this mortal coil, Jesus got his MD and has set up shop to write scripts for "glaucoma patients" with a handful of cash who can stay tight-lipped.

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That Must Be The Ninja Urinal

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

That Must Be The Ninja Urinal

This may be the only socially-acceptable loophole in the "one urinal buffer zone" rule of men's rooms.

Sure, it may take a little more work, but in the end, you'll leave with an extreme feeling of satisfaction to accompany your newly empty bladder.

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This Fight Is Really Hard In The Mornings

For them, the primary weapons in this "fight" are cold showers, purposefully-stubbed toes, and thinking about baseball...A LOT.

If they continue to keep it up, their crossing of swords with these proposed towers should leave those encroaching structures flaccid.

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Store Has Strict Return Policy

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Store Has Strict Return Policy

Looks like most frugal-minded folks who make meticulously detailed experiments in their underwear purchases will just have to take their sweaty, funky, skid-marked business somewhere else.

Of course, with no signs prohibiting the trying of underwear in the changing rooms, the hygienically-conscious still have more battles to fight.

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Just Moving Some Cardboard

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Just Moving Some Cardboard

This guy's daily trip to the recycling center continually makes him rue the day that Willy Wonka went green.

You would think that cheap top-hat-wearing bastard would at least spring for a Prius with a high seat just out of decency.

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Fifty Shades Of NOPE

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Fifty Shades Of NOPE

"Man, somebody clearly lied to me. This book has NOTHING to do with Harry Potter.

There's no Hogwarts or magic anywhere in this. It's more like a creepy German fetish version of the Penthouse Forum."

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She Got Served A Giant Football

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

She Got Served A Giant Football

What is high school volleyball coming to these days?

The opposing team are clearly way out of line for serving this non-regulation monstrosity to these girls.

Look at that menacing brown zeppelin as it whizzes over what appears to be a painting of a volleyball and a basketball hoop.

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Not Quite A Mario Brother

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Not Quite A Mario Brother

Super Mariano doesn't need magic caps, capes, and animals tails to fly; He just needs a little meth and the perpetual delusion that he's an original character that someone out there actually gives a damn about.

His logo is the symbol for the ladies room, where he spends his days hiding, hoping the perfect woman stops by and has a seat.

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Jackman Style

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Jackman Style

With the help of a little adamantium, PSY may have elevated "Gangnam Style" to entirely new levels, now reaching mutantkind.

For Wolverine, a new source of Korean-bred swagger in his dance repertoire will pay dividends when he heads to Japan to show that clumsy Silver Samurai what's what when it all goes down in The Wolverine next summer.

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Spaceballs: The Post About The Tattoo

This fine piece of work was done at Spaceballs: The Tattoo Parlor where you sit comfortably in a chair sipping a fresh cup of Joe from Mr. Coffee while watching radar on the big screen.

When you walk around sporting sexy ink like this, random women will accost you in the street offering to give you "great helmet."

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