Unlike that other Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory, this one isn't a wonderland of colorful backgrounds and chocolate lakes where children are whisked away by Oompa Loompas for breaking the rules.
Rather, it's one where children are given drugs to see colorful backgrounds, thrown in lakes made from their own chocolate, and are whisked away by creepy European guys with unibrows for breaking profit.
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Looks like the premise of Taken 3 will be about someone abducting Liam Neeson's clothes! The action movie star recently appeared on The Ellen Degeneres Show almost in the nude to help raise money for breast cancer research. I'm not sure how those two are related but I hope it worked!
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The upcoming reboot of the most venerable of western franchises, The Lone Ranger has galloped its way to the Internet.
Of course, this isn't your father or grandfather's Lone Ranger, which started as a radio drama in 1933 that spawned the iconic 1950's television show.
How will it resonate with modern audiences? Well, with the usual: Explosions, sliding derailed trains, filthy prostitutes, and evil robber barons who want to conquer the west. You know, the usual stuff.
There come a time, kemosabe, when good men must check out the trailer below.
Who could forget the funny, yet heart-wrenching moments provided to us from Pixar's Space Boys 3?
Despite having to overlook the gorilla arms of this apparent non-Steve Miller space cowboy, the film was able to resonate with audiences of all ages and this totally legit doll reflects just that.
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With Taken 2 set to hit theaters this weekend, it's apparent that the usual rogues gallery of hungry wolves and smelly traffickers just haven't quite learned what happens when you mess with Liam Neeson or his family. Perhaps this video will serve as a proper warning to those foolish enough to keep provoking this unstoppable force of class and violence.
This musical tells you everything that you need to know about "Neeson Season." It's chock full of vengeance and badassery, with a hint of noble wisdom. -- Although, the whole vengeance and badassery part is definitely the dominant trait.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey has released a new poster focusing on an aspect of the film we had not yet seen: The White Council.
While such a thing wouldn't mean much to casual fans of The Lord of the Rings films, for fans who have been following The Hobbit closely, this meeting is an important event in understanding what Gandalf's role will be in The Hobbit films and what part he played in the initial incidents that would set the events some fifty years later in the Rings films into motion.
Depicting Ian McKellen's Gandalf, Cate Blanchett's Galadriel, Hugo Weaving's Elrond, we also get our first glimpse of Christopher Lee reprising his role as would-be-turncoat White Wizard Saruman.
Check out the full poster below.
Tonight on Attack of the Show with Dave Holmes and Candace Bailey, we bring you Maggie Grace in studio from Taken 2, Weston Scott takes on a beer stein hoisting challenge at Oktoberfest in Cincinnati and Chris Gore reviews the Dark Shadows Blu-ray for DVDuesday! And what happens when a country takes a satirical poll from The Onion as fact? We discuss this on The Loop.
Also, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills...Oh, wait. Wrong place. Tune in tonight 7/6c for a brand new show!
This collaboration of the most hipper-than-thou hipster princesses to ever come out of the Disney animated factory of polished fairy tales hits New York's Times Square with a euphonic musical bomb harder than a container of tofu-flavored vegan sushi with custom-made Fugazi chopsticks.
You certainly won't see any of those Sally-come-lately princesses like Jasmine or Mulan in here, since claiming they were anything before it was cool is just not possible.
This is the kind of promotion you need to run as a business owner if you want to survive in a town that both loves the original James Bond films and hates Jeopardy! with a passion.
It should be noted that ordering in the voices of either Roger Moore or George Lazenby is a serious offense and will actually result in a 10% increase of your bill followed by a lot of nasty looks.
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On tonight's Attack of the Show, Dave Holmes returns to guest co-host with Candace Bailey as they talk to the legendary Deepak Chopra and his son, Gotham, on their new documentary, Decoding Deepak while Weston Scott checks out the largest Oktoberfest celebration outside of Germany! Alice Cooper gives Jessica Chobot a tour of his new 3D maze at Halloween Horror Nights and we catch up with Rian Johnson, the writer/director of Looper. Tune in tonight 7/6c.
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