It seems that the leaking of McDonald's trade secrets on the Internet has not stopped.
This is definitely something to think about the next time you burn your mouth biting into one of those hot apple pies.
Preparing for any possible emergency scenario, this place had the foresight to set up a bacon station for those moments when you just don't have time to fry up a pack yourself or make your way to an IHOP.
Slowly, but surely, more people are realizing what a critical survival tool bacon has proven itself to be.
Sure, you could just do the pedestrian thing and have a tube and liquid enema. But, why not go the deep-fried route? It's more efficient and far more delicious.
You'll just need to make sure your timing is right or else this "ancient Chinese secret" will require a hell of a lot of Calgon in your pants to correct.
Someone needs to spray it down with chocolate fudge and sprinkles before it completely eats itself!
I guess when you're made out of ice cream, scooping out chunks of your head and eating it guarantees an ice cream headache every time.
That being said, knowing all the visual tricks that are utilized in the world of advertising, I hardly believe that the ice cream this...thing is scooping off itself is actually that rich and creamy in real life.
These aren't just ordinary PEZ dispensers. One flick to pull back Batman's head and out shoots a sugary chewable candy pill of JUSTICE that sends the criminal scum of your city running in fear.
For only $1.08, you have no excuse to buy the candy machine that your cavities deserves.
Ewww! Come on!
Everyone knows that these type of eggs are meant to be prepared with a long dry rub that, after a certain amount of time, releases the egg white liquid which is meant to be consumed. (Unless diner is prissy and tends to spit it out.)
Only fancy-schmancy people who drive cars with doors matching the same color as the rest of the body would waste money buying fully-fresh pork loins.
Besides, building up a little bacterial resistance in your stomach is only going to help you in the long run.
This burger may not have been born and raised in West Philadelphia, nor spent its days in the playground chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, or shooting some b-ball outside of school, but its freshness kept it out of trouble, unlike some "other Fresh Prince."
Now, even the Kingdom of Bel-Air has to bow-down to its juicy awesomeness.