In case all you wanted to do today was watch a very painful accident involving someone's head, well....here you go!
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Clearly, territory is serious business when it comes to these goats as evidenced by this mother getting ejected from her son's favorite spot with cold, albeit adrenaline-infused efficiency.
Don't count Mom out, just yet, though. She plans to hijack a tractor and escalate the carnage.
This cat will ravenously chase the light of your soul as if it was a laser pointer.
His retinas have developed muscles strong enough to briefly stop time and space.
One time while looking into the sky, he swatted at the Mars Rover.
He felt relaxed ONCE...but the surprise of finding himself relaxed simply brought him back to his usual state.
While most cats chase mice and bugs, this cat chases bacteria.
This video proves that all one needs are a set of box-arrested arachnids and some gigantic screens to convince passersby that you're a mad scientist who has brought a horrifically unnecessary growth spurt to a species that probably would have been best left small.
The satisfaction of seeing the looks on peoples' faces might only be topped by their expression when you tell them that the glass that's holding the spiders in the room are only "sort of secure."
With a steady, healthy diet and plenty of milk, this impish Iron Man will have to size upgrade his armor on a monthly basis until his late teens.
He built that magnificent arc reactor in a cave with Lego scraps to save his life after a near-fatal encounter with a Chinese lead toy. Unfortunately for the scientists that tried to duplicate it, they're not Tiny Stark.
This obstreperous orca could be having some lighthearted fun at the expense of that outboard motor.
Of course, it could also be the case that someone jammed too many burritos in its blowhole and the inevitable sulfuric spume would bombard these boaters with the never-ending noise.
It may want to take advantage of this wind source by laying on its back and doing an imitation of a hovercraft.
When a school's curriculum focuses on booty popping and managing your STD's, students would seemingly be obligated to dress appropriately.
For the guys, their mandatory popped collar shirts and knee-high jeans are also available.
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He must have thought that this gas station installed doors with futuristic molecular morphing technology that would have melted around his body the moment he made contact.
Unfortunately, he overestimated their technological setup. They're still working on getting those fancy motion detector lights like they have in the frozen foods aisle at Target.
This goes to show what happens when you make the ill-conceived choice to drive while impaired by alcohol.
You just wind up pulled over by the side of the road and taken to a shady area behind some bushes where your gag reflex is put to the test...from a screening device.
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