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Goat Pushes Goat On A Wagon

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Posted October 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Hi, I'm Maaaaaa Maaaaa Maaaaa, welcome to Jackass."

Clearly, territory is serious business when it comes to these goats as evidenced by this mother getting ejected from her son's favorite spot with cold, albeit adrenaline-infused efficiency.

Don't count Mom out, just yet, though. She plans to hijack a tractor and escalate the carnage.

Intense Stare Level: Cat

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Posted October 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Intense Stare Level: Cat

This cat will ravenously chase the light of your soul as if it was a laser pointer.

His retinas have developed muscles strong enough to briefly stop time and space.

One time while looking into the sky, he swatted at the Mars Rover.

He felt relaxed ONCE...but the surprise of finding himself relaxed simply brought him back to his usual state.

While most cats chase mice and bugs, this cat chases bacteria.

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This video proves that all one needs are a set of box-arrested arachnids and some gigantic screens to convince passersby that you're a mad scientist who has brought a horrifically unnecessary growth spurt to a species that probably would have been best left small.

The satisfaction of seeing the looks on peoples' faces might only be topped by their expression when you tell them that the glass that's holding the spiders in the room are only "sort of secure."

Iron Man Got Shrunk

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Posted October 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Iron Man Got Shrunk

With a steady, healthy diet and plenty of milk, this impish Iron Man will have to size upgrade his armor on a monthly basis until his late teens.

He built that magnificent arc reactor in a cave with Lego scraps to save his life after a near-fatal encounter with a Chinese lead toy. Unfortunately for the scientists that tried to duplicate it, they're not Tiny Stark.

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Killer Whale Imitates Motor Boat

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Posted October 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This obstreperous orca could be having some lighthearted fun at the expense of that outboard motor.

Of course, it could also be the case that someone jammed too many burritos in its blowhole and the inevitable sulfuric spume would bombard these boaters with the never-ending noise.

It may want to take advantage of this wind source by laying on its back and doing an imitation of a hovercraft.

School's Dress Code Must Be Loose

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Posted October 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

School's Dress Code Must Be Loose

When a school's curriculum focuses on booty popping and managing your STD's, students would seemingly be obligated to dress appropriately.

For the guys, their mandatory popped collar shirts and knee-high jeans are also available.

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Guy Runs Into Gas Station Door

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Posted October 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

He must have thought that this gas station installed doors with futuristic molecular morphing technology that would have melted around his body the moment he made contact.

Unfortunately, he overestimated their technological setup. They're still working on getting those fancy motion detector lights like they have in the frozen foods aisle at Target.

This Breathalyzer Requires Knee Pads

This goes to show what happens when you make the ill-conceived choice to drive while impaired by alcohol.

You just wind up pulled over by the side of the road and taken to a shady area behind some bushes where your gag reflex is put to the test...from a screening device.

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Tonight On AOTS: Shark Tank's Robert Hervjavec & Cloud Atlas Cast Interviews

On tonight's Attack of the Show, Horatio Sanz and Candace Bailey dive into Shark Tank with entrepreneur Robert Herjavec, Tiffany Smith talks to Tom Hanks and Halle Berry about Cloud Atlas and we catch up with comedian Zach Anner about his new web series, Riding Shotgun. We'll also announce the winner of our Moonrise Kingdom Epic Giveaway! Tune in tonight 7/6c.

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Dog's Butt Dressed Up For Halloween

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Posted October 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

That face practices bad habits like rubbing its nose on the carpet when it itches and spits up yellow liquid to mark its territory.

The constant wagging is due to it having to blow its nose but not having the plastic bag it needs to pick up the results as required by law.

When it sneezes, the stench it produces is known to be so foul, some humans will try to blame their own farts on it.

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