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Everyone knows that in the world of science, experiments where stuff explodes typically garner an exceptional amount of attention from the usual gaggle sleeping C students.

This teacher, however, wanted to get the most bang for his buck and may have taken his frustrations about low pay and a crappy parking spot out on the building's only source of drinking water that doesn't taste like rusty ass.

Liberated from the teacher's lounge, it now rests on this classroom floor in fiery pieces of awesomeness.

They told this guy that he needed some whacked-out accessory called a "boat trailer" in order to tow this baby around.

However, he could tell that the salesman was just trying to shake him down for more money. All he needed was some bungee cords and few beers to keep him steady on the road and he would be at the lake in no time catching his dinner with dynamite and a fishing net.

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This sight of this pulsating pine and the moving ground could just be due to some serious wind.

However, it may be the result of what happens when Treebeard is hungover after an all-night bender of too much tree sap and partying with slutty underage oak trees.

Regardless, this non-seismic earthquake shows that nature finds a way...to install hydraulics.

It's not just a breakfast burrito, it's also a yummy snack for any time of the day.

As a result, they display the proud portmanteau of their revolutionary tortilla-wrapped, titillating, taco substitute. 

Of course, a legal caveat also forces them to put a proper warning on the van about the 99 problems you may experience with your digestive system, should you consume just a single bite.

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"So, uh, is there anything around the house that currently requires my attention? You sure?

Well, then, f** it, I'm going back to Kitty Dreamland where Friskies and pork flow from the faucets and laser pointers are actually able to be caught and eaten.

Later, bitches."

The first official trailer for Iron Man 3 has arrived and one thing is perfectly clear: Just about everything in Tony Stark's life is about to be wrecked by The Mandarin.

The Armored Avenger's third solo outing directed by Shane Black shows how Tony Stark's mindset after the events in New York of The Avengers has been filled with regret and confusion. He's a living target for the world's scummiest villains and now, his greatest 10-ringed adversary has finally surfaced to get a piece of him, as well.

Perhaps at the end of his rope, it appears that a fresh start and a game changer are in the works in the form of powerful nanotechnology...that makes his armor get up at night and creep over Pepper in bed.

Consider yourself a teacher and check out the trailer below.

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For the benefit of those who may not have been following the acting career of Claire Danes from way back to her breakthrough in teen drama, My So-Called Life, to sharing the screen with DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet, all the way to her current gig hunting terrorists on Homeland, this supercut makes a rather clear point: She cries a lot in stuff. I mean, A LOT.

Now, you can sit back and enjoy this montage of two decades worth of torrential tears and "I just stepped on a LEGO" facial expressions from the otherwise lovely actress.

"Look, Mom, you took too long lallygagging on the phone about stupid crap that no one cares about, so I took the liberty to get bath time going on my own.

If I do say so, it's worked out quite swimmingly. -- Get it? Swimmingly? Because...

Whatever, go snuggle in bed with your Cosmo, I totally got this."

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Who knew that the pastime of a kid casually playing with his dog would end up having ramifications that would affect the living Force and thus, the entire galaxy?

Now, this Kid Warrior of Light must do battle with this Dog Lord of Piss in an epic battle involving saber skill, dexterity, and pure willpower for control of a coveted object known as "The Ball."

It looks like this mind-melting connect-the-dots mystery will just have to be solved the hard way if one is to finally uncover the identity of the mysterious stranger with x-ray vision who wears underwear and a belt outside his cape and spandex outfit, while sporting a big "S" on his chest.

Some people with less resolve might give up, never knowing the answer. However, I'm sure there's someone out there who's bright enough and up to the task.

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