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When a school's curriculum focuses on booty popping and managing your STD's, students would seemingly be obligated to dress appropriately.

For the guys, their mandatory popped collar shirts and knee-high jeans are also available.

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This goes to show what happens when you make the ill-conceived choice to drive while impaired by alcohol.

You just wind up pulled over by the side of the road and taken to a shady area behind some bushes where your gag reflex is put to the test...from a screening device.

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Leaving all the craziness of the wizarding world behind, the embattled Hogwarts headmaster decided to turn a new leaf traveling the world in a pastel-colored summer outfit, spreading positive messages about duty and tolerance towards muggles.

...That is, unless he runs into that mischievous Swiper the Fox. The next time he sees him, a Cruciatus curse up the butt will be his fate. 

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Going by the sign, one could assume that this place isn't interested in paying or trading for your used, rusty piece of junk.

Instead, it could be the case that they pay to rid the world of your crab-infested clunker in the most creative ways with extreme prejudice.

Essentially, it's the most efficient way to say "bye" to your used cars.

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The clientele at this store seem to get a quick rush of blood to the head when they're rubbed...with savings.

There's no other place that a self-respecting clock lover would go to get the random secondhand clocks of strangers.

You're guaranteed to leave this place holding a clock in each hand as they get ready to go off in sync.

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Besides picking the worst possible place for a pit stop, this guy also had the inconsiderate audacity to over-shake and whistle a lot.

This shark simply got sick and tired of seeing the decorum for outdoor peeing get abused by this scurrilous, shirtless swimmer.

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This is either a banner directed at hungry carnivores or a public service announcement telling people to log off Facebook and Twitter and actually get together in person.

Regardless, that proposed social gathering should have some pretty good marbling.

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"I'm calling this, okay?

This is not a debate. I have no intention of standing here and indulging you in a back-and-forth dialectical sparring match over ownership of this salami.

It's mine! End of discussion, done and done! Get over it, go get your own."

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This Walmart has put out a bunch of new products on "rollfap."

Once this section is fully set, it will also be the new home to a wide range of products from paper towels, Penthouses, and microwavable dinners for one.

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