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It looks like Darth Vader has a lot more to scream "nooooo!" about after finding out in this impromptu episode of The Maury Povich Show outside a Church Halloween display that his beloved Padme got around a lot more than he thought.

It looks like Luke's Jedi training will take a backseat to curing lepers and turning water into wine.

While certainly a far cry from blowing-up the Death Star and restoring balance to The Force, it's still something.

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Despite having nearly limitless technological resources at his disposal, Batman still wanted to give his new iPhone 5 a spin and see if all the scrutiny over Apple Maps was just hype.

Well, unfortunately for him, the Batpod, the citizens of Gotham, and "Ray-chellll!!!," things didn't turn out too well.

He would eventually catch up with The Joker...by way of a detour through a sewer, a couple Chinese restaurants, and Gracie Mansion.

With their hit reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, The Learning Channel has manged to accomplish the Herculean feat of making The Jersey Shore look like sophisticated, cultured television.

While it has already endured endless parody and even lampooning on an episode of South Park, what "Boo Boo" didn't have yet was the benefit of a dramatic reading of its society-deadening prose by none other than Christopher Walken, who sat down with the folks at Screen Junkies.

With the help of his Seven Psychopaths co-stars, Colin Farrel and Sam Rockwell, you will discover how Walken, who usually makes anything sound crazier, manages to refine the material.

Indeed, you will emerge with a newfound appreciation for the ancient redneck art of making "sketti" and the elasticity of certain parts of the female anatomy.

This scene from the Turkish action classic, Ölümcül Tekmeleri, shows that evil thugs don't stand a chance against a guy with explosive swift kicks and a head of hair tough enough not to be unraveled by the hardest of cheap shots.

These guys, who aren't even appropriately dressed to walk into a 7-Eleven probably wished they hadn't forgotten to put on their shirts so that they could at least preserve a modicum of dignity during the ass-beating they took.

It appears that the upcoming sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man could be graced with the Wall-Crawler's better known love interest (and eventual wife,) Mary Jane Watson.

Previously played by Kirsten Dunst, the role of Peter Parker's red-headed bombshell is now reportedly being offered to The Descendants star, Shailene Woodley for what would be the 20 year-old actress' first appearance in a big-budget mega-project.

The live-action return of Mary Jane could possibly complicate the relationship between Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker and Emma Stone's Gwen Stacy, presenting the possibility of an interesting love triangle.

However, MJ isn't the only rumored addition of signature Spider-Man favorites as more will apparently be thrust into the mix.

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Tonight's Attack of the Show with Rob Huebel and Candace Bailey, we've got UFC Heavyweight Champion Bas Rutten live in studio for Here Comes The Boom while Jessica Chobot hangs out with Ben Affleck and Bryan Cranston from Argo and we review the new Droid RAZR M smartphone inside the Dishonored warehouse. Plus, guess which billionaire screenwriter and actor is back? You're right, it's Tom Lennon! Tune in tonight 7/6c.

"Episode V: The Aztec Empire Strikes Back."

Since the parallels between the Star Wars films and Mexican wrestling were so glaringly apparent, we finally have a substantive realization of every fan's wish.

Now we can see what it would be like if the unknowingly-incestuous relationship between El Luké and La Léia were to be set amongst the backdrop of an intergalactic civil war of giant burrito proportions.

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This battle between famous non-lyrics was destined to happen sooner or later.

Now, The Dark Knight will battle The Knighted Beatle in an epic showdown to determine whether it's cooler to take a sad song and make it better with a piano or a Batmobile.

Interestingly enough, this is one rare instance where Batman is not richer than his opponent.

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On tonight's Attack of the Show with Rob Huebel and Candace Bailey, we welcome Ethan Hawke to the studio for details on his horror thriller, Sinister, about a writer who uncovers the supernatural mystery behind the murder of his house's previous tenants, only to put his own family in danger. Eli Roth talks to us about his Goretorium attraction in Las Vegas and Matt Farah also reports from the OC Auto Show with a look at the new Porsche Boxster. Tune in tonight 7/6c!

If Battleship can be turned into a movie, why can't we do the same for Hungry Hungry Hippos?

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