Hold fast to thy convictions, let not thy passions rule thee and together, we shall overcome all the troubles that beset thee In Your Pantaloons.
My longtime girlfriend and I have saved ourselves for marriage. We're getting married next month and I don't really know what to do. I mean, I know what to do with my parts and her parts, but could you tell me what to do to make it good?
Thou must do only this, and its meaning will not be discerned by thee until the moment arrives, get down with thy bad self.
I cheated on my girlfriend with her sister. Now, every time my girl and I make love, I can't help but see her sister's face instead of hers. The guilt is driving me crazy. What should I do?
Get thee a blindfold. It will help thee avoid visions of thy lover's sister. However, it wilt not stop thee from seeing what a douche bag thou truly art.
What's the best way to approach a woman in a club?
Approach from the east.