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Thanks to an unfortunate arrangement of movie posters, it seems that the "Skayfall" of Lincoln would come at the hands of John Wilkes Bond.

For him, the South will rise again...strapped to a fancy jetpack with a rocket launcher and a martini dispenser that also emits microwaves which induce female orgasms.

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On tonight's Attack of the Show with Horatio Sanz and Candace Bailey, RZA returns to the studio to talk about writing, directing and starring in the action packed Man with the Iron Fists, Grace Helbig talks to the cast of Silent Hill: Revelation 3D and Blair Butler discusses the future of comic books for The Loop. Matt Mira also runs down the best iPhone 5 cases to use and more. Tune in tonight 7/6c!

When you live in a town in which the majority of the citizens are diagnosed with ADHD, important signs need to be extremely visible and not have a sliver of ambiguity.

On the bright side, thanks to the sign factory, their economy has never been more booming.

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Gentleman. Why go through the trouble of trekking to the mall to stare awkwardly through the windows draped with posters of beautiful models that haven't eaten since 2008?

Just head on to your local flea market, grab a hot dog and a churro and gawk at all the sexy unmentionables under the sun with impunity.

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This could either be perceived as a horrible wheelchair ramp design failure or a piece of conceptual art designed to emphasize the difficulties of being wheelchair-bound. (Albeit at the expense of the wheelchair-bound.)

The baffling design is also coupled with handicap parking spots located conveniently next to the building...on the roof of a three story parking garage.

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You know what every Broadway musical needs? More light sabers.

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Usually a mascot is supposed to entice potential customers to eat the product. In the case of this potato chips commercial, all I want to do is hire a security team, a witch doctor and bars for the windows of this house.

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In case all you wanted to do today was watch a very painful accident involving someone's head, well....here you go!

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This cat will ravenously chase the light of your soul as if it was a laser pointer.

His retinas have developed muscles strong enough to briefly stop time and space.

One time while looking into the sky, he swatted at the Mars Rover.

He felt relaxed ONCE...but the surprise of finding himself relaxed simply brought him back to his usual state.

While most cats chase mice and bugs, this cat chases bacteria.

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With a steady, healthy diet and plenty of milk, this impish Iron Man will have to size upgrade his armor on a monthly basis until his late teens.

He built that magnificent arc reactor in a cave with Lego scraps to save his life after a near-fatal encounter with a Chinese lead toy. Unfortunately for the scientists that tried to duplicate it, they're not Tiny Stark.

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