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This Carlton Draught beer commercial exemplifies what every future police car chase scene should be like in every new movie. Less cars! More beer!

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Beware Of Sheep Gangs On The Road

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Posted August 29, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

In Russia, roving gangs of sheep wait by the highway for some hapless sucker like you to drive by and hit one of them.

Extremely litigious, with little regard for their own lives, they'll sue you for everything you have and then use that money to buy more females to mate with, which will yield more sheep in the gang to wait by the highway to get themselves hit by your car.

Face it, they've got it all figured out. 

Pit Crew Clotheslined By Car

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Posted August 27, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This pit crew in Germany have just learned a valuable, albeit painful lesson about what happens when you stand in front of stuff that could get caught by a high-speed Mercedes.

The injuries sustained by the collectively-floored crew were thankfully minor. However, they now emerge with a new-found appreciation for safety on the track and for the lifestyle of professional wrestlers.

This Car Sports Manual Wipers

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Posted August 27, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Why waste money on superfluous overhead like "seatbelts," headlights," or "working windshield wipers?"

Sure, not having that stuff is actually illegal in the United States, but in this guy's country, overcoming those kind of obstacles on the road is considered admirable. -- Even if pedestrians and fellow commuters have to pay the price.

Metro Meat Market

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Posted August 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Metro Meat Market

After being tired of hearing the ads for Subway and their skinny sub-sandwiches, some people in Seoul, Korea decided to outdo them in their "Eat Fresh" motto by opening a literal Subway of their own.

Vegetarians and vegans who happen to be riding this train may want to steer clear of this car. Their commitment to freshness is so great that the steaks are still practically mooing.

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Dog Has Super Flappy Lips

Moye
Posted August 23, 2012 - By Moye Ishimoto

Want to see your dog in a whole new light? Just wait until he sticks his head out the car window!

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The Only Acceptable

If you're going to be the type of person who decorates your car with signs and stickers bragging about your family and your happy stinking life, at least do it with some swagger.

This one pretty much says: "Yeah, I've got a baby in this car...a BADASS baby that will rip your face off if you dare try to pull any of that 'got your nose' crap. So, DON'T tailgate me."

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What Kind Of Car Is Going To Park Here?

This space is either made for the most handicapped person ever, or, based on the positioning of the head, it's reserved for the executive who decided to greenlight John Carter at $250 million.

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First Time At The Drive-Thru?

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Posted August 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

First Time At The Drive-Thru?

"Sir, you may have a frightening lack of depth perception considering that you're behind the wheel of a car, but dammit, I am going to give you this 8 cents in change, even if I have to hang out this window by my toes.

Take it! Take it now and don't let go!"

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No One's Wearing White At This Wedding

..And by "Emmanuel Episcopal Church," they meant "a parked car in a dirty alley for five minutes."

All the town's most prominent ho's and pimps were in attendance, along with several civilizations of crabs.

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