Warning: Bad Language.

Perhaps over-thinking the process, this pummeled parasailor probably suffered a case of cold feet...caused by too many cold beers.

As a result, he was completely dumbfounded when the moment of truth arrived and ended up getting an up-close look at the lakeside soil that he probably still tastes to this day.

On the bright side, he did manage to hang upside down, which allowed him to puke up the mini-brewery in his stomach a lot easier.

The first trailer for the upcoming remake of Sam Raimi's classic horror franchise, Evil Dead has arrived like a crimson-filled cornucopia of deadite-slicing drama.

Long-in-the-making, this rendition of the Evil Dead saga suffers the notable absence of its signature protagonist, Ash Williams (although Bruce Campbell, along with Raimi are on as producers.)

Yet, amidst the array of gratuitous gore and self-mutilation seem to be scattered "elements" that reference the role that Ash played in fighting this cabin-in-the-woods cabal of the obnoxious undead.

Check out the extremely gory, bad word-filled Redband trailer below.

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This may be part of a new strategy to drive the sales of parrot food.

They simply pack a hungry parrot into the package and guilt customers at the Petco to buy it before the insatiable avian gorges itself to death.

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You know that your viral phenomenon has surpassed its expiration date when it has even filtered down to horses.

Nevertheless, the irony of this effervescent equine doing a dance which emulates the riding of its own species is not lost on it, but taken as a sign of liberation.

Those haters who say that doing Gangnam style looks like you have to take a crap in the streets will probably be proven correct in this instance.

A new full length trailer for upcoming sequel A Good Day To Die Hard has hit to welcome us to the party...pal.

This fifth installment in the iconic Bruce Willis action franchise now invades Moscow, capital of the world's largest source of vicious vodka and viral videos. However, it seems that, unlike in the other films, John McClane won't be riding solo or accompanied by a stranger. This time, he will be joined by son, John McClane Jr. played by Jai Courtney of Spartacus: Vengeance as we will be treated to a father/son picnic with guns and explosions.

Also giving us our first glimpse of a returning Mary Elizabeth Winstead as John's daughter Lucy, this proverbial McClane family reunion is guaranteed to kick a big dent in what's left of the Iron Curtain.

Check out the trailer below to watch John make a bigger mess of things.

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Don't you hate it when you have to hold in a sneeze too long and it results in a giant sneeze that dislodges your cranium? This guy doesn't and he's showing loads of people in the streets a new definition of giving head.

If the physics of this guy's cleverly-constructed costume actually worked in real life, it would be disturbing. Yet, it would also endow men with the practical convenience of being able to vomit in a urinal. -- Essential for those drunken nights when your head is hungover...literally.

The managers of this store are fully aware of the fact that beans should be respected, not trivialized.

Rather than spread their pushing power throughout the whole store, they simply decided to quarantine the inevitable cacophony of foul fricatives to one section, hoping for the best.

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With ambitions to repair the damage done to its species' reputation after the Crocodile Hunter tragedy, this baby stingray is getting its feet wet (so to speak) by strutting its stuff for the amusement of tourists in this little aquarium.

However, its ultimate goal of conquering the Great White Way won't be feasible until a giant meteor crashes into the Atlantic, engulfing most of North America underwater.

Thanks to an unfortunate arrangement of movie posters, it seems that the "Skayfall" of Lincoln would come at the hands of John Wilkes Bond.

For him, the South will rise again...strapped to a fancy jetpack with a rocket launcher and a martini dispenser that also emits microwaves which induce female orgasms.

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On tonight's Attack of the Show with Horatio Sanz and Candace Bailey, RZA returns to the studio to talk about writing, directing and starring in the action packed Man with the Iron Fists, Grace Helbig talks to the cast of Silent Hill: Revelation 3D and Blair Butler discusses the future of comic books for The Loop. Matt Mira also runs down the best iPhone 5 cases to use and more. Tune in tonight 7/6c!