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AOTS Tuesday, May 18

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Posted May 18, 2010 - By Moye Ishimoto
On set or on location, Attack Of The Show brings you the deets on your favorite things to watch when you're not watching us.
You've heard his voice as various characters on 'The Family Guy' and 'The Cleveland Show' but now voice actor Mike Henry will be in studio to talk about his shows, fan mail and what's in store for fans next season.
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Feed your news hungry brain with Blair Herter, who covers today's headlines about a new host for Pirate Bay, Facebook and Zynga's agreement over virtual currency, the Kindle for Android phones and more.
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Anna David goes in your pants on the streets on San Diego to give some much needed advice to men, from online dating dos and don'ts, what to do when you knock a girl up after awful sex and more.
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From giant monsters to sci-fi western musicals, film expert Chris Gore has it all. Check out his take with Kevin Pereira on new DVD releases like 'Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy', 'Stingray Sam' and 'Gamera: The Giant Monster.'
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There's no other way to group these Break videos together other than to define humanity's stupidity. Kevin Pereira and Angie Greenup bring you this week's painful nut shot and head waxing videos.
The AOTS camera is in your hand when we showcase local events covered and filmed by viewers like you. Join the Viewer Army today!
Our newest member of the AOTS Viewer Army reports from 'Dungeon Master,' a live 'D&D' performance where audience members can join the adventure on stage.
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We're like comedy ninjas. We sneak up behind you wielding our weapon of choice (in this case, comedic videos featuring gun toting hearse drivers, cataclysmic hail storms and accident prone unicycle riders) and before you know it, you're on the floor... because you're laughing, not because you're bleeding to death.
Attack Of The Show knows what you like, what makes you laugh, and has an exhaustive list of your private information that includes your PIN numbers.
Drunk Uncle Ted brings another round of Sexist on the Streets and this time, he helps a poor victim whose girlfriend needs to spice up the bedroom.

AOTS Friday, May 14

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Posted May 14, 2010 - By Eugene Morton
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He's one of the best sexperts out there, and he'll be in the AOTS studios to answer your questions about sex and relationships. Olivia Munn sits down with Dr. Drew to talk about all things in your pants.
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You've seen it on television, but does the Booty Pop truly realistically enhance the behind? Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn put the Booty Pop to the ultimate test to see if the butt padding can really deceive the eye.
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Listen up, budding filmmakers! We've got tickets to the gun show, and we're going to show you how to create a convincing and cheap gunshot effect, called a squib, for your latest action packed film.
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Movie loving Chris Gore talks to Kevin Pereira about his picks and passes for this week's DVD releases, including 'Daybreakers,' 'Edge of Darkness' and 'Legion.'
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Kevin Pereira presents his take on the legendary Robin Hood. Eat your bow and arrows out, Russell Crow. (What does that even mean?)
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With a 5 megapixel camera and a massive 4.3" multi-touch display, the HTC HD2 allows users to customize every aspect of its interface. Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn review its 16 gigs of storage and special features, all for $100 with a contract.
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Bouncing Dog, The Cressbeckler Stance, Alligator Wrestler Confronts the Inevitable, Urinal Fail, Body Heat.
'The Bourne Complacency'
Bourne is back and this time he's... more or less just going to do average, day to day type stuff.

AOTS Thursday, May 13

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Posted May 13, 2010 - By Moye Ishimoto
Special guests, hot movie coverage, on-location shoots and everything else that only a show like Attack of the Show can show.
Butterfinger thieves, beware! The Butterfinger Defense League is here with the likes of Lou Ferrigno, Charisma Carpenter and Erik Estrada. Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn sit down with the superheroes to learn about their mission.
You’ve seen them on TV, now find out if these products actually live up to our standards in the AOTS Test Kitchen.
You’ve seen it on television, but does the Booty Pop truly realistically enhance the behind? Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn put the Booty Pop to the ultimate test to see if the butt padding can really deceive the eye.
On set or on location, Attack Of The Show brings you the deets on your favorite things to watch when you're not watching us.
The Prince of Thieves returns to the big screen with director Ridley Scott, and Alison Haislip was there to witness all the action. Watch as she sits down with Scott, star Russell Crowe and his Merry Men for the inside scoop.
Motorheads, rejoice! Check out the best of the best in the world of cars, from high tech racing models to futuristic concept cars.
Hit the streets in style and the ultimate bulletproof protection as we check out the Indigen NSTT truck that can take shots from an AK-47, the new exhaust upgrade for the Porsche Panamera Turbo and the most epic speed test from ‘Top Gear.’
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Blair Herter brings a healthy dose of news for the hungry with stores on Adobe's latest response to Apple over Flash, the possible cancellation of NBC's 'Heroes,' planet Jupiter's missing stripe baffling scientists and more.
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Life's too short to waste it planting trees and climbing mountains. You need to watch as many clumsy unicycle daredevils, boob slapping DJs and 'Resident Evil' parodies as you can before you let slip this mortal coil. Every moment is precious, so act like it!
We scoured the 'net to find the best deals on all of the gadgets and gear you love, so you don't have to. Get busy buying!
Killer Deals is back and today we're going to show you how to save big on the stuff you love, and probably can't live without, like video game bundles from Walmart, the Canon XS DSLR, and the Sony Bravia 40" LCD TV! We spoil you.
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Kevin Pereira presents his take on the legendary Robin Hood. Eat your bow and arrows out, Russell Crow. (What does that even mean?)
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Booty Pop has taken over the studio! Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn show off their Booty Pops. Kevin even takes off his pants. Uh, add this to things that can't be unseen.

AOTS Tuesday, May 11

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Posted May 11, 2010 - By Eugene Morton
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The flip phone could be back with the Motorola Backflip. Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn review its 3.1" touch screen, full keyboard, Android OS and reverse hinge mechanism which comes free with a contract.
Special guests, hot movie coverage, on-location shoots and everything else that only a show like Attack of the Show can show.
He's one of the best sexperts out there, and he'll be in the AOTS studios to answer your questions about sex and relationships. Olivia Munn sits down with Dr. Drew to talk about all things in your pants.
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Movie loving Chris Gore talks to Kevin Pereira about his picks and passes for this week's DVD releases, including 'Daybreakers,' 'Edge of Darkness' and 'Legion.'
Upgrade your life one hack at a time with these ideas and tutorials on how to make the best out of your phones, consoles and lifestyles.
Listen up, budding filmmakers! We've got tickets to the gun show, and we're going to show you how to create a convincing and cheap gunshot effect, called a squib, for your latest action packed film.
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Alison Haislip brings a Tuesday news feeding with the latest headlines on stories you care about, from EA's move to charge extra for playing used games online, the Microsoft Natal launch date, the exclusivity deal between Apple and AT&T and more.
Attack Of The Show knows what you like, what makes you laugh, and has an exhaustive list of your private information that includes your PIN numbers.
Drunk Uncle Ted is back, and this time, he's still pretty drunk and full of horrible sex advice for the confused.
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If your hunger for funny web videos rivals a typical zombie's hunger for brains, then there's only one thing on earth that can satisfy your craving, Around the Net. You'll feel supremely satisfied after feasting your eyes on a cataclysmic attempt at a fence jump, a musical interpretation of 'Total Recall,' and a horribly cheesy video declaring the virtues of Sioux City, Iowa.

AOTS Monday, March 1

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Posted March 1, 2010 - By Eugene Morton
Music makes the world go round! AOTS shows you the latest cutting edge technology in creating and producing your own.
Acclaimed deejay Mike Relm demonstrates The Lemur, a powerful MIDI controller that features a huge multi-touch screen, play music, video, samples and even control a light show.
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Kick off your week with a news feeding from Blair Herter, who covers topics like PlayStation 3's global network lockdown, Apple's child labor news, the iPad's limited availability and more.
Stun and bewilder your enemies with these simple steps to one-up your badassery, and become the most dangerous weapon on the block.
Weston Scott goes into another round of Muay Thai martial arts fighting, and this time, he teaches us how use an oncoming kick from an opponent to take them down.
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Sony fanboys around the world are left without working consoles this past weekend due to a mysterious hardware problem. Kevin Pereira talks to X-Play’s Adam Sessler and G4 News Editor Patrick Klepek to talk about what happened to the PS3, Sony’s response and more.
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Technology is always better when it can fit inside your pocket. Olivia Munn brings the latest mini gadgets you can buy, like the Zoom-It SD Card accessory for the iPhone, the Tune-Bug Vibe speaker, and more.
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Be thankful for ATN. WIthout it you might have never had the chance to see ads for chair pants, dudes wiping out on stilts while walking on ice and music videos about "Love Marriage."
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Travel the world from your television set where we cover weird news from around the globe, like the huge snow castle in the Czech Republic and the man who dances with burning candles in his beard from India.
Attack Of The Show knows what you like, what makes you laugh, and has an exhaustive list of your private information that includes your PIN numbers.
Can anyone explain this art video depicting a clown giving birth to a fish? Probably not.

AOTS Tuesday, February 23

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Posted February 23, 2010 - By Eugene Morton
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Knowing how to protect yourself doesn't stop once you step in the car. Weston Scott learns how you can defend yourself from deadly forces while driving a car.
Special guests, hot movie coverage, on-location shoots and everything else that only a show like Attack of the Show can show.
Our favorite Felicia Day is back in studio with Kevin Pereira to talk about the DVD release of 'The Guild,' Season 3. Find out what she has to say about its surprise ending.
Special guests, hot movie coverage, on-location shoots and everything else that only a show like Attack of the Show can show.
Chris Hardwick heads down to Anaheim to check out the PMA trade show showcasing the latest digital cameras and photography accessories.
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Feed your brain with Alison Haislip, who brings today’s news headlines about the launch of the Hollywood Stock Exchange, GameStop’s trade-in promotion, Amazon winning the top most-trusted brand title and more.
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Chris Gore and Olivia Munn are back with the top DVD reviews of the week, including Matt Damon in 'The Informant,' Richard Kelly's 'The Box' and the special box set, 'Clint Eastwood: 35 Films 35 Years.'
Our friends at Complex help us get in touch with the latest trends, and show us how to use them to augment our lifestyle.
If you're the type to keep time on your wrist instead of your phone, then check out these awesome digital watches from Complex Magazine, like stylish Nixon's Metal Atom watch, NOOKA’s new age timepiece and more. Checking the time has never been cooler.
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We don't know whether ATN is a comedy train or a comedy wagon, but it's definitely a mobile comedy container of some sort (perhaps a cart) that brings you the funniest stuff on the internet, like a pigeon that rides the subway, a hard hitting Juggalo newscast and a young lady wearing the tightest pants ever fashioned by man.
Attack Of The Show knows what you like, what makes you laugh, and has an exhaustive list of your private information that includes your PIN numbers.
Cave Diver Kevin and Unstable Olivia explore the filthy depths of the internet in their response to Smuttack of the Cave.

Attack of the Staff: Scott Moschella, Senior Segment ProducerHometown: Wayne, NJ
Position: I’m kind of the kicker. I’m always there, I have a very specific skill set, I work hard when I need to and I’ll sometimes surprise you by winning the game.
Favorite Season: Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3
Least Favorite Nickname: Skeeter

AOTB: What do you do on AOTS?

I produce various segments including Web Tools, Go Hack Yourself, As Seen on TV, Quick Hit, Kings of Dot Comedy, Who’s Who on YouTube and The Feed. That means I have to find and research sites/apps/YouTube celebrities/games, write the scripts, gather or shoot the footage and hand all of that over to one of our editors who cuts each segment into 2 – 3 minutes worth of television. That’s how we make TV magic.

AOTB: What is your favorite moment from the show?


First, here’s a classic favorite moment from The Screen Savers: We enjoyed playing practical jokes on the set and I probably should have gotten fired for this but, I changed one of our co-host’s lines in the teleprompter to say, “… and I’m not wearing any pants.” The co-host, Dan Huard was also my roommate and I honestly didn’t think he would actually read the lines, but, he did and the rest is history.

I’m going to have to say, my favorite AOTS moment was during our 1,000th episode when Kevin finally realized his dream of catching a greased pig with his bare hands. The unplanned part where the pig escaped the little pen we had set up was one of those awesome live TV moments.

AOTB: You have quite a history with the show. Tell us about it.

This is a really long story, so go grab a coffee and come back. I started as an intern on TechTV’s Call for Help. Back then, the interns ran the teleprompter during the show and sent out the prizes to the show’s callers. I was such an awesome intern that I was hired on staff as a production assistant for The Screen Savers. Then, I moved into the control room as the show’s line producer. The line producer keeps the show to time, talking to the on-air hosts through those little dealies in their ears during the show. That way, they know how much time is left in each segment and when to wrap up interviews and such. The show moved down to Los Angeles from San Francisco. We started a new show called Attack of the Show, loosely based on the format of The Screen Savers. I became a segment producer. My job then, as it pretty much is now, inventing or finding interesting tech hacks and discovering cool websites, events and guests who we can invite onto the show.

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AOTS Thursday, January 14

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Posted January 14, 2010 - By Eugene Morton
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Yesterday, Google countered China's Internet censorship policy after discovering that an attempt to hack the emails of human rights activists. Kevin Pereira and Tom Krazit from CNet.com delve into Google's move and the effects of their closing their operations in China.
Special guests, hot movie coverage, on-location shoots and everything else that only a show like Attack of the Show can show.
Being a member of the Viewer Army has some pretty cool perks, like...being in the AOTS Viewer Army! And going to the Adult Entertainment Expo! Check out what our latest soldier found in the sultry depths of Las Vegas.
On set or on location, Attack Of The Show brings you the deets on your favorite things to watch when you're not watching us.
Kristin Adams visits a post-apocalyptic world in the Book of Eli, which follows a lone man who must protect a sacred book across a wasteland America. Find out what stars Gary Oldman, Mila Kunis and directors Albert and Allen Hughes have to say about their new film.
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Massage your brain wrinkles with Alison Haislip who brings the big news headlines, like stories on Yahoo being targeted for cyber attacks in China, Kodak's fight against Apple and RIM on patent infringement, the Haiti earthquake on Google Earth and more.
Special guests, hot movie coverage, on-location shoots and everything else that only a show like Attack of the Show can show.
Musical Playtime goes extreme with the Eigenharp, a crazy new electronic instrument that can play and improve an infinite range of sounds! Kevin Pereira gets to demonstrate this unique toy with Finlay Crowther for the first time on air.
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Expand the Warcraft universe with the action RPG game, League of Legends, where players summon Champions to battle enemies.
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We're still working on the technology that will allow us to beam Around the Net directly into your brain. Until it's perfected, you'll have to go through the usual channels to see exploding hamsters, singing donkeys and old men who are obsessed with pants, but one day you'll be walking down the street, minding your own business and without warning, "boom," all you'll see is some lunkhead falling off of his bike, which is, itself, falling off a building.
Attack Of The Show knows what you like, what makes you laugh, and has an exhaustive list of your private information that includes your PIN numbers.
Don't be a cool cat. Listen to Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn about how to keep your pants off the ground.

In Your Pantaloons 01.05.10

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Posted January 5, 2010 - By Eugene Morton

In Your Pantaloons 01.05.10Put the revelry and wild antics of the new year behind you and focus your mind and your will upon attaining the sober vigilance which can only be achieved once you have mastered the powers that rule thee In Your Pantaloons.

In my workshop at home, I've got posters of a couple bikini models up on the walls. My wife hates them and wants me to take them down, but I say, "no way." First, it's my manly sanctuary and what goes on in there is none of her business. Second, it's not like I'm actually cheating with one of those models. We've been fighting about this for weeks. How do I get her to shut up?

She shall not be silent so long as the images that doth offend remain enshrined in your holy of holies. Never the less, sir, tis' for thine own good and the sake of thy morals and thy marriage that ye take down the lust-inducing scrolls that are as thin and shallow as the strumpets printed thereon.

My wife is three months pregnant and I recently cheated on her with her sister who is now also pregnant. What the hell am I going to do? Please, help me get out of this!

Better to have lived in Sodom or Gomorrah during their downfall than to be you now. Thou art hopeless.

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In Your Pantaloons: Holiday Edition

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Posted December 21, 2009 - By Eugene Morton

In Your PantaloonsBeware, for the tradition of the mistletoe and the drinking of strong nog may cause ye to walk the path to ruin. Abandon them and take up a walking stick, so that together we might walk the path of purity, which leads to safe haven In Your Pantaloons.

I'm an ass man. How about you? More cushion for the pushin', right?

I have several asses for the pushing... and also the pulling of the plowshares through the field where I have planted my grain.

Is it true that the darker the berry is, the sweeter the juice?

Sir, this is a column for affairs of the heart and the loins, so thine inquiry has no place here. Yet, since it is the Yuletide, I shall answer thee nevertheless. The wild blackberry, for example, though dark, produces a bitter flavor, whilst the traditional grapes, which are lighter in pigment, do indeed yield sweet juice. It doth depend on the berry.

I'm a morally upstanding guy living in a major metropolitan area. I've been dating with an eye toward marriage for three years now, but I can't find a girl that's pure and chaste and matches my moral standards. Everyone I've dated wants to rush into sex and none of them really share my spiritual beliefs. Can you help me out here?

It doth seem like harlotry has won out in its battle with good virtue. As far as where to find a bride that is chaste in a city filled with sin and degradation, I can only reiterate what Hamlet said to Ophelia, "Get thee to a nunnery." I weep for thee, chaste man of Gomorrah.
 

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