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Olivia Munn and Alex Albrecht review the BFG Phobos PC, perfect for all your gaming needs with an Intel Core processor, 6 GB of RAM and an 8" touch screen, all starting at $3,000. This all sounds swell, but find out if it's worth your green.
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Birthday Candle Man, Full House Disaster, Meow Mix, Fred and Sharon's Celeb Advice, Anime Bass Master.
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Those damn robots keep getting smarter and smarter, all thanks to us! We take a look at a pair of robotic arms that can throw a perfect pitch, a robot with a memory and an update on the beloved ASIMO.
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Blair Herter sat down with Neill Blomkamp, director of District 9, about the original story behind the alien sci-fi movie, its special effects and all the media buzz,
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Film expert Chris Gore talks to Sara Jean Underwood about three new DVD releases coming out this week, including 'I Love You Man,' 'Alien Trespass' and 'Big Man Japan.' Which one to buy, rent or ignore? Only Gore can tell.
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This edition of Women of the Web are all about the two things men love most. No, not beer and hot wings. Chicks and tattoos! These are the girls you can't take home to Mom, like Julie Becker, Bif Naked and Ana Carmo.
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Please Ma'am, can I have some more? Kevin Pereira learns a little bit about getting hog-tied by dominatrix Julie Simone.
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Kristin Adams sits down with the cast and creators of The Goods like Jeremy Piven, Craig Robinson and Ken Jeong on how to live hard and sell hard.
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In an effort to class up this week's Women of the Web, we are harnessing the awesome power of Google and giving you a list of the top ten most searched-for ladies of the internet.
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The Dark Knight knows Kevin Pereira a little too well, and invites himself to dinner. Special thanks to thebronzearmory.com for the batsuit.
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Chris Gore is back once again to guide us through the tumultuous world of new DVD releases with some advice on 'Caprica', 'The Wrestler', and 'Top Gear: Volume 10', the first full season to be released in the U.S.
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In this edition of O.C. Munn's Mysterious Girls, we learn why girls go to the bathroom in groups, why girls aren't funny, and what's up with boobs all looking different sizes at different times.
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With tough names like Laguna Biotch, Gory Spelling, and Amber Alert, the Los Angeles Roller Derby team is the greatest show on wheels, and we sent Alison Haislip to the track to get in on the girl-on-girl action.
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The Twitter interface isn't exactly the most user-friendly in the world, so today, we're showing you how to simplify, extend, and beautify that little blue bird on our newest edition of Web Tools.
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2004 Formula D Champion and Tokyo Drift Stunt Driver, Samuel Hubinette drifts in and burns some rubber
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When Google unveiled their Android operating system last year, everyone was wondering when they were going to put it on other devices, well now you don't have to wait, you'll just have to hack this!
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We've got the low down on the sweetest blogs to follow if you're into the DJ scene, so set up your wicky wickies and your sherup sheroups and read all about it.
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Hey Unyonites! It's Thursday, the internet's juiced, and I'm in my underwear. That can only mean one thing - It's time for me to run you through this weekend's movie releases, many (all) of which I will not be able (willing) to see due to circumstances beyond my control (fear of the sun and noses.) Grab some Funyons! I'm Gene Unyons!
Adventureland
Oh man, the SNL guy who gets into character by putting on a mustache and that SNL girl who's really funny, and is that Michael Cera or just somebody that kind of looked like him? How many times did the director say, "Alright, people, let's go again, and Curly, I like what you're doing, but give me more Cera." People die at carnivals all the time.
- 7 Maids A-Milking
You'll remember that not long ago TheFeed posted a review of the Xbox Live exclusive title, Rumble Massage by adult film star, Stoya. Knowing that you would soon be clamoring for more of the starlet, Attack of the Blog did it's own interview and photo shoot with the lovely lady you all can't get enough of. Learn all about what she thinks is the naughtiest thing about her, what's in her panty drawer and so much more.
What’s the naughtiest thing about you?
That's a really difficult question. [My mind] would have to be it, because as soon as we pick the naughtiest thing about me, something else comes out of my mouth that's totally worse.
What would people be surprised to know about you?
I don't know if there's anything people would be surprised to know about me. I do a lot of interviews, so anyone with a computer and a significant amount of time can probably find out just about everything.
You’re from Philly, right? Do you have a South Philly attitude?
I am from Philly and I've been told that I can be rather direct, somewhat brassy and possibly have attitude, but I don't see it as anything odd, but that might be because I spend copious amounts of time in South Philadelphia.
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So you've been looking for something that can see great distances in the dark for your, uh, little expeditions in the middle of the night and that's why we're reviewing the PathfindIR Night Vision Camera. Don't be coy. You know you want it.
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Joining us in the studio, live is Maulik Pancholy, Jack Donaghy's assistant on '30 Rock' who has also enjoyed a hilarious run on the lesser-known 'Weeds.'
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The day has finally come for us to announce this year's American Ninja Challenge winner who will be accompanying the lovely Olivia to Japan to compete for the glorious honor of conquering one of man's greatest challenges.
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The omnipresent, omniscient, omniannoying Dr. Manhattan pays a little visit to the Attack of the Show set interjecting his own erudite BS into the show's proceedings.
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You'll want to defrag everything you've got after you see this week's All-Geek Chick edition of Women of the Web featuring the likes of actress Rachel Nichols, Chun-Li's Kristin Kreuk, and of course Megan Fox.
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Alison Haislip sits down with director Zack Snyder and members of the 'Watchmen' cast to talk about the ins and outs of making the film.
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Kevin and Alison get a few surprise prank calls from a robot movie dinosaur with the brain of a teen girl. Yeah, it's as weird as you think it is.
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What would life be like without ATN? Our guess is, it would suck. How could existence be satisfying without videos featuring a chatty T-rex, a comic book loving scientist and a macho dude who cries like a baby?
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Layla has your Feed bidness for today's Thursday and if you're a The Beatles fan you'll be excited to hear the news about their new Rock Band game. She'll also tell us about Vivendi's pending YouTube deal and so much more.
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Our weekly catch-you-up of the internet's hottest ladies is back to run down the top ten. Included this week are Megan Fox (HELLO,) Lindsay Lohan (OH, YEAH,) and a smokin' Playboy Bunny named Jennifer Walcott.
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Chris Hardwick's got a thing or two to say about the new edition of the Amazon Kindle and with more titles, functionality, and durability, we're thinking those things will be mostly good. Let's watch!
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The hard-working AOTS production staff scoured local Goodwills and thrift stores to make some fantastic VHS discoveries which we know bring to you, in all of their old-school and grainy glory.
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The cool kids customize their stuff so you better get on it. Olivia's got a few examples of things you can do to customize your life including making a portable Wii, a Portal gun, and a working synthesizer made from an old Atari 400.
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It's Feed time and Layla's got what you need with info on the new Facebook Terms of Service, a couple iPhone apps you may be interested in, the world's most influential games, and lots of other stuff, too.
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Leap of Faith, Oak Oak Oak, GameStop Training, Skater vs Rocket Launcher, Mascot Beating.
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Cut & Paste is a cartel of artists providing channels of visibility and inspiration for designers in many areas of work. Occasionally, they'll have a competition to see who can create some sweet stuff under extreme deadlines and with limited materials.
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Continuing on our promised trend of letting you get to know what's going on behind the big curtain of AOTS, we present our next staff profile.
Derek Johnson
Title: Master Chief of the Halo trilogy - most notably Halo 1
Hometown: Port Washington, WI
Position: Associate Producer
Favorite Season: 1st Season of West Wing
AOTB: What do you do on AOTS?
DJ: I am the associate producer for the Around the Net segment at the beginning of the show. I get here early in the morning and search the internet for quality videos we as a staff have not yet seen. And we've seen a lot, by a lot I mean we show 5 per day, 5 days a week. There are not that many weekdays during the year where there isn't a new show and for each ATN meeting we watch usually at least 15 - 20 videos not including the ones that we've all seen on our own that we don't feel are good enough to bring to the meeting. Then at 8:45am I go to the ATN meeting in which the writers, executive producers, supervising producer, and the ATN segment producer decide what 5 videos to show. Next I cut these videos down with an editor to their most warm and gooey innards. And finally, once those are cut I try to assist the ATN segment producer with whatever he needs for day of stunts and comedy skits.
AOTB: Last week, in his Staff Profile, Luke Wahl called you a girl. How would you like to respond to those allegations?
DJ: Well once I found out who Luke Wahl was, I wasn't all that miffed. Turns out he's the show puppeteer. We use him about once every other month when we have a comedy bit that involves a puppet. He has a closet somewhere in one of the stairwells where he makes puppets out of socks all day (I wouldn't walk in there without knocking). I don't know how he conned his way into getting an interview for this blog. Oh well, the little people need a time to shine, too.
See the Luke Wahl rebuttal below the cut.
Hey, everybody! I'm Gene Unyons, freelance movie reviewer for Attack of the Blog! Every week, on Thursday, the day before new movies come out, I will offer my take on the weekend's big films. Now, I don't go to movies myself, and I will not be seeing these either, but I have seen one or two in my time, and I know how stories work, so I feel more than qualified to write these reviews. Let's get started!
The Univited - I have been uninvited to things in the past, so I know how it really chaps my hide when people say, 'Oh, why don't you come to my wedding...wait, I should ask my fiancee first,' and then they call you and say that they're not going to get married, but you know they are because all of your friends are going. So, when that blonde chick from the commercial gets upset at that little girl by trying to choke her with a necklace, I know exactly how she feels. Also, there's probably a plot point that has to do with a window, because it's on the poster. So, I can only guess there's some magical party or something or other that the little girl sitting at the window hasn't been invited to. No fair. - 3 stars.
AOTS fanboys (and girls), as you know, we have waged a tireless campaign this week to expand National Pie Day into a seven-day-long celebration of the crusted confection we're calling National Pie Week.
Our courageous figureheads, Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn have put together a PSA about the importance of this grass roots movement and we ask only that you give it a glance and then sign the petition that will make every pie-lover's dream a reality.
Do it for pie, do it for America, do it so that Olivia will mince around in a giant pie, dressed in only a bra and the lower half of a French maid outfit.
See below for videos of the announcement and the latest updates on National Pie Week. Pie we can!
We'd like to give you a little peek behind the curtain to show you just what running a daily live TV show is like. To that end, we have decided that roughly once a week, we here at the new AOTB will be profiling a member of the Attack of the Show staff. There's already fireworks this week as we've made our controversial first pick. Won't you read on?
Luke Wahl
Title: Segment Producer
Hometown: Toronto, ON
Position: Casual Determinism
Favorite season: Toss up between Rabbit and Duck
AOTB: What's your problem?
LW: Lots of stuff. I am a man who used to have many vices. Women and wine used to be two of my favorite pastimes. As I have gotten older, I have chosen to make these things less prevalent in my world. Now, I make fun of people a lot to fill the gaps, entertain myself, and mask my insecurities.
AOTB: What do you do on AOTS?
LW: I am a segment producer. This means that I do anything from writing and supervising the edit of voice-over driven packages, to preparing in-studio stunts and interviews. I also am the self proclaimed "staff heartthrob". This title does me little good though, since there are only 3 girls on staff, not including Derek Johnson.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Derek Johnson, AOTS Associate Producer, had this response - "I might be a little upset if I knew who Luke Wahl was or what she does on our staff. I think I knew a barista named Luke Wahl once."]
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