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Food and Drink

Lunch Is Officially Ruined

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Posted September 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Lunch Is Officially Ruined

Not that there wasn't a plethora of other ways to ruin a childhood school lunch, but the rare, sometimes fatal over-poke of your Capri Sun pouch ranks right at the top.

Now, you have to spend what was supposed to be a relaxing meal handling this thing gingerly, lest you squeeze too hard and create an explosion of juice apocalypse in your lap that you'll have to live with for the rest of the day.

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These Kix Are Not Sick

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Posted September 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

These Kix Are Not Sick

You may not get shot over these "Kix," but you're likely to be mocked by adults while attacked by hungry children.

This guy seems to be taking his Kix dry, but all the other kids with the pumped up Kix take it with milk and sliced fruit.

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Otter Is Not Liking The Watermelon

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Posted September 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Otter Is Not Liking The Watermelon

"Ewww, gaaawd!

Honestly, I thought this green thingy would taste like a fruity-flavored fish. It doesn't...not even by a long shot.

But, you know what? I am no diva. It's food, I'll just soldier through it and be grateful."

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Thin Watermelon

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Posted September 14, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This is a video of a guy holding an extremely thin slice of watermelon. -- That's pretty much all there is to it.

Sure, there might be some deeper metaphorical meaning about how figures and fads in our society are given the facade of substance, when, in fact, they're just razor-thin and wobbling in the wind.

Most likely, though, it's just a video of a guy holding an extremely thin slice of watermelon.

Another Name For The Dollar Menu?

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Posted September 7, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Another Name For The Dollar Menu?

This place is tired of cheapskates taking advantage of their deals, ordering their lunches straight from the economy menu.

By implementing a simple name change, they've managed to create an incentive of shame to make those bargain-burger-buyers upgrade to some of the premium items.

Now, to order a peasant burger, they make you put on a raggedy coat while you have to ask the cashier in a cockney accent, "please sir, may I have a bit of burger?"

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I Guess It's Better Than Specific Bacteria

It would take a case of the munchies fit for a pot monster to want to tackle a dish consisting of miscellaneous bacteria.

We must therefore assume that this restaurant in Shanghai knows its demographic well enough to put something like this on the menu.

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Dog Eats Pizza On Command

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Posted August 31, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"I may lick myself vigorously for hours a day, but I know a good pizza when its resting on my face.

**gulp** Yup, that's pretty damn tasty. Though it lacks the rich elegance of a Chicago deep-dish or the greasy decadence of an old-school New York style, it's all in all, solid.

So, who's gonna set the next slice on my face?"

This Carlton Draught beer commercial exemplifies what every future police car chase scene should be like in every new movie. Less cars! More beer!

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When you're an on-the-go type that doesn't have time during the day to sit down and eat your instant cup noodles like a civilized human being, the alternative is to learn multitasking like this.

There's nothing better than slurping-down some instant goodness chocked full of rehydrated shrimp while not attending to the wheel of your high-speed death machine.

These Ribs Are Pork-ish

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Posted August 29, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

These Ribs Are Pork-ish

Some unauthorized and inexplicable mating on the farm has resulted in a freaky pig/goat/chicken hybrid.

While it may be a scientific curiosity, it's liable to give turducken a run for its nature-bending money; even if they're choosing not to embrace some fancy portmanteau like "porgoaken."

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