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Master Of The Car Wash

Baxter
Posted September 13, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Why would you put the important task of cleaning your car in the hands of some coin-operated drive-thru machine or even a group of twinkly-eyed jailbait hanging around an intersection raising money for their field hockey team? There's just too much at stake!

That's why you hire this guy, who will approach the cleansing of your car as a sacred art form.

Just as Bruce Lee famously said to empty your mind and be shapeless, "like water," this guy is being water just fine, straight out of a power hose.

Guy Flies Off Homemade Waterslide

Baxter
Posted September 13, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Warning: Bad Language.

This might seem like an attempt to emulate a water park at home. However, it was just a makeshift workaround to the house's broken stairs, which still take you up, but apparently "lost their down function."

Additionally, parking a car with the windows down in the landing area might make for a convenient, Flintstones-esque way of getting to places.

Car Driver Gets What He Deserves

Moye
Posted September 11, 2012 - By Moye Ishimoto

Next time you try to cut through traffic by illegally driving on the side of the highway, we hope this happens to you.

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Car Achieves Liftoff

Baxter
Posted September 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This guy must have been under the impression that he made a quick stop to the year 2015 past the Cafe 80's in Hill Valley to have flying circuits installed in his car.

Unfortunately, he has either failed to master them, or is a completely delusional maniac who has no business driving. -- Even by Russian standards.

Only Good Cops Get Banana Holsters

Baxter
Posted September 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Only Good Cops Get Banana Holsters

While a banana may not seem all that useful of a weapon, it is during epic high-speed pursuits on both car and foot where its usefulness becomes apparent.

A skillful peel-tosser can send any scrambling suspect into a slippery frenzy, straight into the arms of the law.

[Via]

Bad Driver Rides The Rail

Baxter
Posted September 6, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"See ya later, dumbasses!

I leave you to suffer in the middle of this heavy traffic while I, thanks to my brilliant, creative mind, will be utilizing my car's secret rail-riding feature, leaving all of you in the congestive dust.

-- Okay. So, that didn't go anywhere near according to plan."

This Kid Sucks At Insurance Fraud

Baxter
Posted September 4, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"I was just innocently jogging against traffic in the middle of a busy street when your car suddenly appeared in my field of vision about a quarter of a mile down and I didn't have time to stop fast enough.

So, you pay me now?"

This drunken wreck of a human being probably thought that the world, or at least some parked cars, needed to feel his inebriated frustrations about stuff that other people don't likely care about.

Not exactly ecstatic to see their cars being plowed-into like a pile of snow in the winter, these citizen pull the perpetrator out his instrument of destruction and give him a sound beating in a series of events culminating with...a really, REALLY awkward conversation.

Wheel Cover Gave Some Bad Advice

Baxter
Posted September 3, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Wheel Cover Gave Some Bad Advice

When you sport a wheel cover like that while putting what looks like flames across the door of your "like a jeep, but more compact" vehicle, chances are, you're headed for trouble in some way, shape, or form.

In this instance, the driver just learned that this car is not, in fact, amphibious.

[Via]

Russian Parallel Parking

Baxter
Posted August 31, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

In Russia, there's no time to lallygag when it comes to parallel parking.

When you see an open spot, you can't let silly details like being about three cars behind and in the wrong lane stop you from grabbing the brass ring that is a decent parking spot.

Being safe, passive, and considerate is for sober people.

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