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Sexy Truck

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Posted September 20, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Sexy Truck

There's nothing that gets her juices flowing like a giant, fleshy set of...wheels.

The more covered in dirt, dung, and grass they are, the more irresistible they become.

She's been banned from Pep Boys, Goodyear, and Firestone because of obscene antics like this.

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Baby Is Rightfully Creeped Out

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Posted September 20, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Baby Is Rightfully Creeped Out

"Sooo, uh...what is this thing? And why?

It has a realistic mouth and genitals equipped with their own reservoirs you say? Well...how about that?

I'm starting to think I should have let those other sperm pass me by in that egg race, because...damn."

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Condiment Paradox

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Posted September 20, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Condiment Paradox

This has to be a violation of some type of implied natural law.

What's next? Relish in the onion containers? Onions in the relish containers?

Unsuspecting people whose only crime was not being observant enough will be slightly inconvenienced when their hot dogs get covered with the wrong stuff!

How can that be okay?!

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Laptop Dog

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Posted September 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Laptop Dog

"Most dog websites are run by humans that just post cute pictures of their pets.

While that's all well and good, frankly, I require a little more substance.

That's why I'm gonna start my own blog so that the Internet finally has a presence for the real day-to-day issues of Canis-Americans like me."

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Tonight on AOTS: End Of Watch's Michael Pena And The Kindle Fire HD 7!

Dave Holmes continues his week here co-hosting Attack of the Show with Candace Bailey, talking new movie "End of Watch" with actor Michael Pena and current state of the music industry with KCRW's Jason Bentley and MySpace Music's Kevin Hershey. Plus, a review of the Kindle Fire HD 7-inch, NASA's mission to find new worlds, Apple releases iOS 6 early, Vimeo's new "tip jar" and more! Tune in tonight 7/6c.

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Kid Finds Some Interesting DVDs

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Posted September 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Kid Finds Some Interesting DVDs

"You've taken your first step into a larger world." - Obi Wan Kenobi

Besides the obvious perils of exposing a child this age to porn DVDs, there's also the issue of him now referring to his mom "My Favorite MILF."

Clearly, there will be some issues that need to be ironed-out as a result of this deviant discovery.

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I'll Be Having Dinner...And Breakfast

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Posted September 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

I'll Be Having Dinner...And Breakfast

This place must be the physical manifestation of the ultimate of wildcard insults.

Finally, we've found the secret place where Sean Connery has been meeting Alex Trebek's mother.

Now, when people say "don't go there," the context of the warning has suddenly become literal.

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How Can You Have Donuts Without Tacos?

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Posted September 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

How Can You Have Donuts Without Tacos?

This restaurant chain prides itself on being your one-stop-shop for diabetes and diarrhea.

It's a good thing this place delivers, since their bathroom accommodations are limited and a lot of people simply would not be able to make it home on time.

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Barbers Are For Suckers

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Posted September 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Barbers Are For Suckers

Why shell out $20 a month to some stranger to cut your hair who ends up concentrating on chatting you up about stuff you don't care about more than getting your sideburns to match?

This DIY genius must have asked himself that same question and came up with a tech-savvy solution.

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Grand What?

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Posted September 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Grand What?

This example of egregiously-bad letter placement is certainly not helped by the fact that it's located near the fiber breads which could make its perceived a purpose a little messier.

I guess it's only fitting that this sign is placed near this supermarket's back door.

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