Given the situation, the outcome did seem rather inevitable.

However, for this crow, what seemed like an opportunity to snatch a quick meal from this hapless burnout may eventually backfire.

After a few whiffs of that joint, this already-hungry bird will have ironically given itself the worst case of the munchies it could ever know.

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I've never seen anything like that in my life, but I certainly do know that's food.

You see my mouth opening? That's not to express shock or amazement; it's a none-too-subtle way of telling you to put that yummy reddish goodness in my mouth, NOW!"

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Unfortunately for this crane operator, gravity would temporarily turn this giant giraffe-necked instrument into a deadly see-saw of destruction.

Thankfully, no one appears to be injured, but it must leave quite a sting on the pride of these workers to know that their heavy machinery just aren't made for tip-toeing.

Looks like their annual crane pirouette contest is officially canceled.

You see, by "rollback" they mean that this bike tends to roll back whenever you get to a steep hill.

Yeah, it WAS $165, but that before the $84 handling fee that comes with interrupting one of the employees' breakroom text-a-thons to fetch the box from the back.

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For the whopping sum of $1, this kid clearly came through on a bet to lick the entirety of this stair railing on the New York subway.

Now, he probably still has the taste of metal on his tongue and the knowledge of having swallowed a grand variety of bacteria, fecal matter, and other bodily fluids.

However, it's a small price to pay for the honor of proving to your friends that you are indeed as stupid and/or insane as they thought you were.

It doesn't matter if you're on the clock at your work site. When a man needs to take a bath, he's gonna find a way to get himself clean and pristine.

This method carries the danger of the fire getting too hot and turning this excavator into a giant bowl of testicle soup. However, a pro will time it perfectly, having washed his bits and pieces and be out by the time it boils and they're ready to throw in the linguini.

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"Come on, dogs, work those thighs harder!

You're not gonna lose all that flab by laying around the house eating Milk Bones and Beggin' Strips. It takes discipline and commitment.

You've got to want it. It's not gonna mysteriously fall down to the floor for you like a piece of broccoli under the dinner table."

Great. Now, public places around the world will need to make the proper accommodations by installing a third restroom with a visible maple leaf on the door.

With this declaration, the NHL lockout is now officially a case of gender discrimination.

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On tonight's Attack of the Show, Dave Holmes and Candace Bailey welcome back Steve Yeun from The Walking Dead for news on the season three premiere, Grace Helbig chats with Liam Neeson about Taken 2 and Weston Scott gets a lesson in beer-and-food pairings at Moerlein Lager House! We also investigate how the Seattle police department has incorporated social media into their crime watch and bring you a new Gadget Pr0n review! Tune in tonight 7/6c.

If you can't even start your bike without it catching on fire (at a gas station, no less,) then that should probably be taken as a tell-tale sign that embracing the world of a motorcycle enthusiast may not be for you.

Additionally, coming back later to that very same gas station and being unable to hold it together to even pull into the place might also be the proverbial writing on the wall that it's time to trade-in your Ninja for a sensible sedan that contains A LOT of airbags.