They're the only groomers that will actually rip your pet's still-beating heart out its chest...and clean off any heartworms they find.
They also own a taxidermy place called "Draping of The Crystal Skull," a funeral home called "Rest Your Bones in this Last Crusade," and a teen pregnancy counseling center called "Raiders of the Lost Virginity."
The folks of FakeLife have dropped a gigantic 90's nostalgia bomb with a blast radius too large to determine.
Sure, for some, the 90's was an odd time of borrowed styles, filled with screechy cookie-cutter post-Nirvana alternative acts, old-school style hip-hop about big butts, and 16-bit video game systems stretched to their absolute graphical limits.
However, for those who were younger during that period, it was a more magical time of Pokemon and Nickelodeon-infused color where songs about being a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World, would play in the background amidst split-screen GoldenEye deathmatches and Mario Kart races.
Indeed, it was a world where Michael Bay asteroid movies made you cry and the most sexually-scandalous book out there was not Fifty Shades of Grey, but The Starr Report.
Dave Holmes continues his gig as co-host of Attack of the Show as he and Candace Bailey welcome actor Tom Weston-Jones to talk BBC America's new 1864 detective drama "Copper" and review the new Canon EOS Rebel T4i Digital Camera. They'll also check out just-released blockbuster game Borderlands 2, round up the day's biggest news in tech with Sara Underwood and more! Tune in tonight 7/6c.
Already feeling like one of the common folk because of the mere announcement of his iPhone 5's existence, this kid must be super-pissed at Mom and Dad for not paying Apple to engineer him the iPhone 6 in advance.
Batman's not having it. -- And that's coming from someone who already has the iPhone 8 paired with the Batmobile.