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The Hobbit Films To Become A Trilogy?

Director, Peter Jackson has toyed with the idea of turning his two-part epic, The Hobbit into a full trilogy, even recently mentioning it to fans at the film's panel at Comic-Con. However, this idea has recently started to become more than just a tease.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, sources are telling them that Jackson does indeed want to move forward with a third Hobbit film to accompany An Unexpected Journey and There and Back Again. (Perhaps a middle volume?)

The idea may seem outrageous to those uninitiated with J.R.R. Tolkien's literary work, but in actuality, it's quite feasible.

How could it be done?

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Robot Vs. Crawfish

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Posted July 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This imaginary gun-toting toy robot's epic showdown with this crushing crustacean didn't go so well for the fight's mechanical participant.

Of course, ending up boiled in a pot before some caijun sticks his mouth on your ass and sucks out your vital organs isn't exactly roses and Happy Meals, either.

Toy Phone Shouts Obscenities

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Posted July 23, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Warning: Bad Language.

Wow, Speak & Spells have changed a lot since I was kid.

What better way to show your children how to compensate for a limited vocabulary than a with a toy that teaches them good, old-fashioned bad words.

Your little tyke will be swearing like a sailor within minutes of popping this sucker open.

The Dark Knight Rises trailers have been epic enough, but thanks to this clip from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, the addition of a voice-over by Pee-Wee Herman really helps you appreciate how Batman is the luckiest boy in the world with all the cool toys, flying "not-a-cars," and voluptuous cat-burglars in his life.

Of course, Jambi the genie probably could have done him a solid by letting him know ahead of time that Bane was coming to town, but whatever.

Where Are Kids Gonna Stick This?

Yup, those little racing cars certainly fit the scale of what can be truthfully referred to as an "ass toy."

However, as usually is the case with the clearance bin, it's always full of stuff the store is just trying to unload that no one wants. So, don't expect to find any of those fancy self-lubricating cars.

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These Toy Dogs Are Awesome!

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Posted July 3, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

These Toy Dogs Are Awesome!

Awww, aren't those the cutest little toy dogs you've ever seen?

You just want to break them out of that packaging, pet their beaks, and stroke their feathers.

An interesting fact about real-life "dogs," is that one of their eggs equals the content of 24 chicken eggs.

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Fifty Shades Of Greyskull

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Posted July 3, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Fifty Shades Of Grayskull

As under-achieving, cowardly Prince Adam, he could go nowhere with Teela. However, as He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe, he would have all the swagger he needs to shatter her misgivings, take her to his castle's mystical red dungeon, and ride his Battle-Ram up her Fright Zone.

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Just the sound of someone's voice seems to send a wave of flapping, flopping pig ears down across the pile.

It's cute fun and all, but considering that they're destined be served on a plate while those very ears will likely end up dehydrated as a dog's chew toy, maybe the diplomatic thing to do would be to just let them get some sleep.

Now then...who's up for some bacon?

Cat Ninja Kicks Toy Dog

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Posted June 25, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This toy dog is just a training dummy in this cat's preparation for the ultimate war to end all wars with those barking, humping, menaces.

Death will come quickly, swiftly, and brutally to anyone who opposes Mr. Cuddles.

Prince Adam's Boudoir

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Posted June 19, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Prince Adam's Boudoir

As he gets ready for another day of defending Eternia as his alter-ego, He-Man from that big 'ole meanie, Skeletor, Prince Adam just can't figure out why everyone keeps trying to hook him up Fisto.

Besides, a good hero can't be seen anywhere this side of Castle Grayskull with his nails looking all plain and stuff.

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