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Going by the sign, one could assume that this place isn't interested in paying or trading for your used, rusty piece of junk.

Instead, it could be the case that they pay to rid the world of your crab-infested clunker in the most creative ways with extreme prejudice.

Essentially, it's the most efficient way to say "bye" to your used cars.

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The clientele at this store seem to get a quick rush of blood to the head when they're rubbed...with savings.

There's no other place that a self-respecting clock lover would go to get the random secondhand clocks of strangers.

You're guaranteed to leave this place holding a clock in each hand as they get ready to go off in sync.

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Besides picking the worst possible place for a pit stop, this guy also had the inconsiderate audacity to over-shake and whistle a lot.

This shark simply got sick and tired of seeing the decorum for outdoor peeing get abused by this scurrilous, shirtless swimmer.

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This is either a banner directed at hungry carnivores or a public service announcement telling people to log off Facebook and Twitter and actually get together in person.

Regardless, that proposed social gathering should have some pretty good marbling.

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"I'm calling this, okay?

This is not a debate. I have no intention of standing here and indulging you in a back-and-forth dialectical sparring match over ownership of this salami.

It's mine! End of discussion, done and done! Get over it, go get your own."

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Sure, you may not be able to see the slick, hop-heavy dance moves that made PSY's K-Pop video one of the most ubiquitous viral hits ever, but this ostentatious Halloween house display still manages to turn this upper-middle-class neighborhood into a raucous jack-o'-lantern jollification.

While it may serve to signal a trend that's just about ready to gallop away on its imaginary horse, it's an amazing technical accomplishment, nevertheless.

This Walmart has put out a bunch of new products on "rollfap."

Once this section is fully set, it will also be the new home to a wide range of products from paper towels, Penthouses, and microwavable dinners for one.

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Now, people can hide their weed in a container designed to carry nuts.

This cut keepsake which used to hang on everyone's favorite hopping, boxing, mad marsupial from Down Under not only makes a great gift, but after poking small holes into it, you can plunge it into some boiling water and bring the concept of "teabagging" to an entirely new level.

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They told this guy that he needed some whacked-out accessory called a "boat trailer" in order to tow this baby around.

However, he could tell that the salesman was just trying to shake him down for more money. All he needed was some bungee cords and few beers to keep him steady on the road and he would be at the lake in no time catching his dinner with dynamite and a fishing net.

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It's not just a breakfast burrito, it's also a yummy snack for any time of the day.

As a result, they display the proud portmanteau of their revolutionary tortilla-wrapped, titillating, taco substitute. 

Of course, a legal caveat also forces them to put a proper warning on the van about the 99 problems you may experience with your digestive system, should you consume just a single bite.

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