I know the answer and it's in my pants. (That joke only works if you're a guy. I wish I was a guy.)
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Posted August 12, 2011 - By Moye Ishimoto
If you haven’t turned on a TV, been online, or glanced at a billboard in the past six months, you’ve probably missed this little indie movie opening this weekend called Transformers: Dark of the Moon.
However, if you have done one of those things, and are between the ages of 0-145, you know that Michael Bay’s newest film, aka “Boobies and S**t that Explodes,” is coming out this 4th of July weekend. Exciting stuff!
In light of the film’s opening, we’ve compiled a list of things that Michael Bay can turn into Transformers and then give to us for free. We think you’ll agree.
1. Printer
Printers. The bane of our collective existence. Believe it. Never once has a printer run smoothly in a time of dire need, which, in the time of email, is the only time we use them. Need to print your transcript? Printer’s not connected to your computer. Need pictures to decorate your clipboard? Out of ink. Need to get all the documents together for your citizenship test? Paper jam. It’s 2011. How is an iPhone able to search cats and make reservations, but a printer can’t do the one damn thing they were designed to do...PRINT!
The only power the printer needs is to work, and I’d be a happy camper. But if it could transform into an actual camper, then I’d literally be a happy camper. Plus I'd be able to drive across country not thinking about printing things. Something to ponder.
Congratulations to Candace Bailey for her debut on the Maxim 2011 Top 100! This also gives you another reason to watch behind the scenes video on the set of her photo shoot. (Like you actually needed a reason?) Enjoy!
I reviewed Tron: Legacy over on G4's The Feed back in December, and I won't bore you with why I think it's a terrific film. Just accept that it is. Yes, I'm a Tron purist, and the first time I saw it I missed a lot of the flavor and spirit of the original. But then, something strange happened: the movie grew on me. The second time I saw it, I realized that there was some pretty impressive stuff in there, and that the story could stand well enough on its own. Then the third time, I realized that I loved the damn thing.
Now, if a movie takes three times to convince you that it's good, does that make it worth it? The same thing happened to me with Jackie Brown, and now I love that film too. So maybe some things just need to grow on you. Like a rash. Except in a good way. The film came out on on Blu-ray this week, and it my love affair with it still continues. In fact, it's even stronger now with some of the easter eggs that tease a possible third Tron film could be on the way, and it also offers up a sneak peek at Tron: Uprising. It's animated and features Bruce Boxleitner as Tron. What's not to love? Well, Chris Gore obviously doesn't agree.
It appears that the upcoming Wonder Woman TV revival may have gotten a slight costume tweak.
A stretch of busy streets between Hollywood Boulevard Orange Drive were closed last night up until the morning while a chase scene was filmed with new Wonder Woman Adrianne Palicki. Since major streets were closed, there are a lot of pics surfacing from this now-prominent shoot. (Including some of a stunt double jumping onto the hood of a car.)
As it turns out, Wonder Woman looks somewhat different than the initial costumed pic that was released a few weeks back.
Take a look at one of the photos below and see what we mean.
Marvel guru Stan Lee may have just answered one of the most pressing and integral questions in the history of comic books, nay the world. Indeed, physicists, philosophers, and mathematicians all over have pondered one baffling quandary, one with which fans of Kevin Smith's magnum Jersey opus Mallrats may be familiar. As Jason Lee's character Brody asked Stan Lee in the film to no substantive response: "The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?" Well, hold on to your seats, true believers, because in a recent interview with Vanity Fair, creator of The Fantastic Four (among many others,) Stan "The Man" finally provides the answer to the most burning metaphysical query ever laid upon the bundle of nerves and synapses we call the human brain. Find out what he had to say just below!
Forget CES, Sagging Pants Invention Will Revolutionize Universe
Posted January 7, 2011 - By Mike D'Alonzo
Let's face it. As youths of the 21st Century, we like to wear our pants around our ankles. It's just a fact of life. However, unless you're a homeless person or a pop star, it can be unseemly to be walking the streets with your pants on the ground. That's what makes Andrew Lewis, an inventor from Harlem, the odds-on favorite to take the Nobel Peace Prize in 2011, with his invention that allows you to wear the fashionable sag, without looking like an idiot.
The invention, called "Subs," functions a little like suspenders and a garter belt combined, allowing you to show the world your boxers without having to keep pulling them up. "What?" I can year you saying right now, "don't they have a belt for just such a purpose?" Silly, silly reader. Belts keep your pants around your waist. What is this, the 1890's? Get with the times, satchmo. You're no one who's anyone without showing everyone what choice you make in underwear on a daily basis!
So, we might be looking toward the future with this week's CES 2011 coverage, with talk of robots and lasers and all of that useless crap, but this, friends, this invention is the real news of the new decade, and we're going to have to go a long way to top it.
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Four guys, one camera and a terrifying rite of passage. Matt Bennett and Zack Pearlman sit down with Kevin Pereira to talk about their film, 'The Virginity Hit,' a movie about friends helping their buddy shed his virginity. Find out how they came to make the film produced by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, as well as their pants-dropping promise made for fans, thanks to Twitter..
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Blair Herter teams up with rally racers Travis Pastrana and Dave Mirra to see who can finish an obstacle course filled with toy robots, giant stuffed monkeys and mushrooms first!
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The Casio XJ-A235 Green Slim Projector offers both an eco-friendly and compact lifestyle. Kevin Pereira and Morgan Webb review the media device that measures only 1.7" high, mercury free materials, and a laser/LED light source that can project a picture up to 100". Find out what other features come with its $1000 price tag.
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Sit back, relax and enjoy a Wednesday news feeding from Nicole Daboub, who covers stories about BlackBerry maker RIM readying for an iPad rival, Microsoft's Blu-ray prediction, the culprit behind yesterday's Twitter worm and more.
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Kevin Pereira and Morgan Webb cover the latest video game DLC to hit virtual store shelves, like the 'Dead Rising 2: Case Zero' prequel for the Xbox 360, 'Red Dead Redemption: Liars & Cheats' pack, and 'Borderlands: Claptrap's New Robot Revolution.'
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By the end of today's Around the Net you're going to feel all warm and fuzzy. The clever promos for the new Conan O'Brien show, the ads which show you how to get a quicky divorce, and the gameplay footage of 'BioShock: Infinite' will all trigger the release of precious endorphins, which will elevate your mood and put you in a serene state of mind. ATN, it's better than anything your doctor can prescribe!
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Tiny Morgan is back from the hospital, and she's here to warn everyone on the dangers of prescription drugs.
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Food and sex: two subjects that always go hand in hand. So fill up on a late night snack and get your sex/relationship questions answered by British pin-up sensation Vikki Blows at the Attack of the Show Sex Talk-O truck this Saturday, August 21st in Los Angeles, CA!
Vikki Blows and the Sex Talk-O Truck will be serving up tacos and sex advice from 9:00pm until 2:00am near the Fox Village Theater in Westwood of Los Angeles. Swing by and meet her for some free sex "talk-os"! Is there any better way to spend a Saturday night?
When: Saturday, August 21st from 9:00PM-2:00AM
Where: Around the Fox Theater in Westwood Village
945 Broxton Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90024
See you there!
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