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Eat Batman's Justice

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Posted August 3, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Eat Batman's Justice

These aren't just ordinary PEZ dispensers. One flick to pull back Batman's head and out shoots a sugary chewable candy pill of JUSTICE that sends the criminal scum of your city running in fear.

For only $1.08, you have no excuse to buy the candy machine that your cavities deserves.

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Vodka Doesn't Stop Gravity

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Posted July 27, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

I think that this Russian guy was under the impression that getting majorly-wasted on vodka would lessen the weight of his blood, thereby allowing him to float in the air like a bird as he sways to and fro above the wind currents, right past the highest point of the St. Basil's Cathedral.

False.

This guy was lucky enough to only suffer a broken pelvis. Nothing that more vodka won't be able to cure.

These Sausages Are Showers Not Growers

With one bite into one of Long Dick's wieners, you'll taste the firmness of the casing before the juicy goodness squirts into your mouth.

Unfortunately, it's not something that can be sustained for long and some batches just come out limp and bland.

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Bear Chilling On A Couch

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Posted July 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Bear Chilling On A Couch

"Man, I'm beat. There's nothing like just sitting back and chilling after a long day of scooping honeycombs out of trees, snatching picnic baskets, and wrestling Russian guys in cagefights.

Yup. I think I'll just lay here and catch a four -month hibernation session."

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Truck Pimped By Nature

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Posted July 13, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Truck Pimped By Nature

"And check out this badass...uh, rustic wooden moonroof. Look how it juts out of the sides, preventing anyone from cutting you off on the road and making you feel less masculine for some reason.

Face it, this is your ride, my friend. And, if you could, please face it quickly, because I'm behind on child support and have a meth habit to maintain."

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Cow Tries To Kiss A Dog

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Posted July 13, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Woah! Woah! WOAH!

Okay, um...You're coming on a little strong, there, Bessie. I'm sure you're a great cow and everything, it's just that...well, you're a cow.

I mean, my master let me have some leftover beef last night. I'm just a house-pet and honestly, I'm higher on the food chain than you. Sooo...yeah."

YouTube Ad Gets It Right

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Posted July 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

YouTube Ad Gets It Right

While those ads are definitely annoying, you have give them props for being quick on the draw when it comes to the subject matter.

Unfortunately, things went downhill when the classic hit by Surface, "Shower Me With Your Love" inspired a pop-up banner for a freaky German site where people did just that to each other...literally.

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How Does McDonald's Run Out Of

I'm not sure if this is an egregious display of poor education or an empowering statement about how an employee named "F," much like the Dark Knight, was going to "rise" and decided to walk out of this job schlepping burgers, moving on to greater things.

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If you can have one vampire fighting President, why not a whole bunch more? Check out these possible sequels and follow-ups to this past weekend's Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

For more viral videos, watch Around the Net on Attack of the Show every weeknight at 7/6c!

Hard To Tell If This Sushi Is Fresh

At this Japanese restaurant, you toss a salad as you're eating the entrée.

I don't know what those boat hippies on Whale Wars are so uptight about; especially when the result is a yummy piece of sushi that's literally uptight.

It's one of the few sushi dishes that's prepared with fisting techniques.

I wonder if whales with hemorrhoids are sought after. You know, "more bang for the buck?"

**Walking away from it now.**

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