When he heard about beer batter fish, he figured that preparing it would simply require pouring a few bottles down the fish's mouth and providing his own "batter" in a more intimate context back at his shack.
As the DVD/Blu-ray release of Prometheus heads to stores this coming Tuesday, October 9, you'll probably benefit from a proper primer to at least contextualize the confusion that may hit if you're watching the film for the fist time.
The latest honest trailer from the folks at Screen Junkies takes Ridley Scott's "prequel-ish" Alien film, lays it on an operating table, and cuts out a squid baby made from glaring inconsistencies faster than Ellen Ripley can tell them to "get away from it, you bitch."
Indeed, when a film is "kind of, sort of" a prequel to one of the most iconic films in sci-fi/horror history, you just know that fan analysis like this would pick it apart to its very engineered DNA.
Stone Cold E.T. may have accidentally crashed in an affluent suburb, hangs around with children, and has an unnatural craving for Reese's Pieces, but don't think he won't whoop your mealy-mouthed ass on the way to White Castle.
You see, Stone Cold E.T. is pissed off about number of things from a horrible video game being made about him on the Atari to seeing Steven Spielberg go back to his movie and digitally replace guns with walkie-talkies. He's not above taking it out on you, me, or Vince McMahon.
...And that's the bottom line 'cause Stone Cold E.T. phones home! Can I get a hell yeah?!
At this hotel, you better make sure that you wake up before sunrise.
When it is no longer "the moon time," it completely disintegrates and you'll end up lying in an alley naked next to homeless meth addicts who want to do gross meth-related stuff to your supple, non-meth-afflicted flesh.