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The Shining...With Deadpool

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Posted September 25, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

The Shining...With Deadpool

The ghosts of the Overlook Hotel were supposed to drive its new caretaker insane to kill his family.

Unfortunately, the guy they ended up getting this time doesn't have a family and is already a dangerous homicidal mutant with a penchant for one-liners and pop-culture reference-dropping.

As a result, he just got a fun indoor Colorado vacation and the ghosts are already writing-off this year's "family-killing-a-palooza" as a rare mulligan.

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Helpful Sign Is Helpful

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Posted September 25, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Helpful Sign Is Helpful

Sure, this sign may seem a bit excessive, but there's always the chance that this building services people so dimwitted that they'd just wait by the broken elevator, hoping for the best.

Nevertheless, positioning a sign telling people to take the stairs directly on the door to the stairs still deserves some meme-mocking.

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Not Quite As Subtle As He Planned It

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Posted September 25, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Not Quite As Subtle As He Planned It

Having already experienced an embarrassing incident at the community pool, Lucky the Dog thought that trying the same trick at the lake would yield a better result.

Clearly, he didn't count on his bladder going through a cloudy phase.

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This Dressing Has Multiple Uses

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Posted September 25, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Dressing Has Multiple Uses

Traditionally, one does not think to use a vinaigrette for this alternative use, due to the sticky feel and residual smell.

However, while Paul Newman wore many hats in his lifetime, one of them was spent making sure that he put out nothing but the best quality salad dressing which makes your greens delicious and also doubles as a handy lubricant.

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Not Coconuts, But Coco Nuts

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Posted September 25, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Not Coconuts, But Coco Nuts

What better tropical delicacy can you find than tree testicles?

Just break them open over something hard, consume the white liquid they produce, and smile for the camera.

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Be Careful Of Sudden Stops

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Posted September 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Be Careful Of Sudden Stops

"My mom says that since they're too damn cheap to put seatbelts on the buses that I should just wedge myself between the seats.

Yeah, I may look completely idiotic, but if this bus crashes, I'll be callously playing my DS at the funerals of each and every one of the kids that laughed at me."

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Not The Most Private Of Bathrooms

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Posted September 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Not The Most Private Of Bathrooms

Tired of all the nagging about not having bathroom facilities in the building, these people decided to let nature be their janitor by providing a bio-degradable facility which, by virtue of leaves, produces its own toilet paper.

The ladies room, however, is unfortunately located in a yard positioned directly in front of a construction site.

The residual wolf whistling will be heard for decades to come.

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Tonight On AOTS: Ben Schwartz Guest Hosts All Week!

Comedian Ben Schwartz guest hosts Attack of the Show all this week with Candace Bailey, and tonight they kick off with a visit from New Girl's Jake Johnson and a review of the iPhone 5. Plus, laser snake robots, Han Solo Gangnam Style, how to go to college for almost nothing and more! Tune in tonight 7/6c.

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When Snoop Dog Opens Shops In Town

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Posted September 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

When Snoop Dog Opens Shops In Town

Personally, I think that signage is a bit ambiguous.

There needs to be something bigger and catchier to the eye which makes it perfectly clear that what's selling in these shops are "blunts" and "hoes."

Maybe it's just me...

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This Authority Doesn't Knock

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Posted September 24, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Authority Doesn't Knock

On a mission to prevent blindness and hairy palms, this newly-established authority are here to make sure that the production of unbaked baby batter does not go unpunished.

When encountering them, you'd best not create any friction, since they represent the long, pumping arm of the law.

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