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This Bird Mocks Your Rules

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Posted October 8, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Bird Mocks Your Rules

"I was just flying about, chilling, and wasn't even hungry for fish.

However, the moment I saw your stupid sign, my tendency towards defiance suddenly gave me a hankering for some piscatory cuisine.

Got a problem? Do something about it."

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Russian Missile Has No Hangtime

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Posted October 8, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Apparently, the Russian Military uses this process of firing missiles for the purpose of exterminating them to dispose of the ones over their apparent 10 year expiration date.

However, it has to be a bit disheartening when the fired missile makes a pathetically-short upward trajectory before landing on the launcher itself with Wile E. Coyote-like irony.

That's what happens when you try to distill old vodka into rocket fuel.

She Became A Passenger Seat

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Posted October 8, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

She Became A Passenger Seat

This is either the result of contact with a radioactive car seat or a prime example of the lengths to which some people will go just to use the carpool lane.

It looks like she'll be tasked with the chore of fishing pennies and french fries out of her various crevices when this ride is over.

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Kitten High Jump Fail

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Posted October 8, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Okay, so let me get this straight...making a small leap will NOT create a powerful gust of wind that will carry me to the top of that shelf?

Is my understanding of basic day-to-day physics really that off-the-mark? And you just let me do that without warning?

You crazy, sadistic bastards!"

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Enthusiastic Male Model Rocks A Shirt

Just look at the way this guy hooks potential buyers with an inviting, paradoxically-innocent, yet mischievous look.

One glance at this ad and any guy knows right away that to buy one of these super-cool, not-at-all-tacky shirts is to exude a kind of confidence and enthusiasm for life that will make any lady swoon in an orgasmic riptide with just a wink of an eye.

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Tonight On AOTS: Rob Huebel Co-Hosts, Arrow's Stephen Amell Visits

Tonight on Attack of the Show, comedian Rob Huebel joins Candace Bailey as this week's guest co-host! He kicks off his first show with Stephen Amell from Arrow live in studio, Matt Mira's review of Amazon's Kindle Paperwhite e-reader and Candace's behind the scenes set visit to George to the Rescue. Plus, we're bringing you a very special Epic Giveaway that will make anyone want to phone home. Tune in tonight 7/6c!

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QVC Host Collapses

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Posted October 8, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This QVC broadcast experienced a casualty when host, Cassie Slane collapsed into her co-host's arms.

While it was a dramatic scene before the cameras cut off, she has confirmed via Facebook and Twitter that she is fine.

Besides, those cheap tablets for kids to screw around with and cover with snot and various other sticky stuff weren't gonna sell themselves. Her partner is a pro and knew that the show would have to go on.

Domestic Violence Sundays Are A Hit

The people in this neighborhood take domestic violence awareness seriously and even promote a 24-hour crisis hotline.

...That being said, the hotline is mostly utilized on Sundays when, for some reason, they put it all aside and give in to their suppressed spouse-striking stirrings.

They blast Chris Brown music over a loud speaker in the center of town and let the carnage ensue until the clock strikes midnight.

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Boxer Dog Vs. Moth

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Posted October 8, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"I've run into this invisible force field protecting that opening of the house many-a-time, moth.

It can't protect you forever. Sooner or later, you're gonna be in my belly along with the Kibbles 'n Bits, table scraps, crotch resin, and the other things I will consume today."

Cocky Cigarettes

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Posted October 8, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Cocky Cigarettes

You've got to be at least 18 years of age if you even want to think about buying one of this proprietor's wins.

However, besides costing you quite a bit, you'll also have to compete against him in a series of events ranging from arm-wrestling match, Pokemon duel, and a swagger stare-down.

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