Warning: Graphic footage.
Perhaps, in an alternate universe, The Walking Dead was a life-affirming 80's sitcom with a canned laugh track, starring a teen idol who would eventually leave it all behind to make Christian-themed made-for-DVD movies.
Sure, they added a young, pre-stardom Leonardo DiCaprio towards the end in a kind of "Cousin Oliver" move, but he ended up drowning in freezing water because some girl wouldn't scoot over. (In a dream within a dream within a dream.)









