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Normal Umbrellas Are For Suckers

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Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Normal Umbrellas Are For Suckers

Sure, you could whip-out your p**sy parasol and be like everyone else, if that's what you feel you need to do.

However, this guy knows what's really up. Nothing says "I'm cooler and dryer than you" than sporting your own homegrown super-sized leaves courtesy of plant steroids and the defilement of Mother Nature.

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He's Looking For The Bike Trailer Park

Having retired at the ripe old age of 20 from a factory which makes lead-lined chew toys for babies, he and the misses are taking the 'ole "BV" out to see the world and have memorable experiences.

This all-purpose peddler has everything they need, even though the bathroom situation does tend to get a bit awkward.

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This guy here scooping bees off the bumper of an SUV could be validating the theory that all you need to handle a nasty swarm is to simply approach them in a calm, confident, and mellow way.

Of course, being injected with so much bee venom that you think the bees are silky bulbs of light emitting rainbows and mint candies might be a contributing factor to this kind of "bee whisperer" swagger.

Avenger Pugs

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Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Because if we can't protect the furniture, you can be damned well sure we'll hump it."

This miniature masked version of Earth's Mightiest Heroes may not have the skills, money, intelligence, or even general hygiene of the actual team, but what they do have is the ability to lick themselves.

That's got to count for something when those invading Skrull or Cheetara alien bastards from Dimension X...or wherever they were try to wreck our planet.

Tonight On AOTS: The Walking Dead's Danai Gurira & Prometheus On DVDuesday

Tonight on Attack of the Show, Rob Huebel and Candace Bailey bring you Danai Gurira from The Walking Dead to talk about her role as Michonne in the upcoming third season and we go behind the scenes on the set of George to the Rescue. Plus, Chris Gore tells us if we should buy, rent or pass on Blu-ray releases like Prometheus and Rock of Ages and Jessica Chobot chats with the cast of Seven Psychopaths. And who will win our Epic Giveaway winner! Tune in tonight 7/6c for the big reveal.

Tags: DVDuesday, Movies, TV

How Not To Post Before & After Pics

This is either a misunderstanding regarding the conventional western left-to-right system of numeric pagination or it is scientific evidence of what three months of playing ball and eating bacon will do to rejuvenate a prematurely-aged dog.

Some people wish their dogs could stay puppies forever. Perhaps, this person has finally found the answer as to how.

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Warning: Bad Language and Graphic Wounds.

Some may recall the cinematic classic, Cool Runnings, which focused on the rise of Jamaica's bobsledding team and their quest for the gold in the 1988 Olympics.

Well, this video focuses on the rise of a suburban mattress bobsledding team and their quest for the egregious flesh wound at the 2012 emergency room.

Both films are timeless in their own special ways.

Choose Your Path Wisely

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Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Choose Your Path Wisely

The person who put up this railing was obviously some kind of master of a poetic type of feng shui, because while its placement unnecessarily disrupts the flow of three otherwise simple steps, it forces one to choose between moving forward or being stuck in a dead end.

Really, isn't that a poignant metaphor for life?

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That first taste of lemons has to be nature's original swerve to the taste buds.

Sure, it gives us lemonade and adds flavor to stuff, but eating one straight makes you feel like you just bit into something that should be used to clean floors.

While some of these babies seem to want to grin and bear the sourness for their parents, others wear their hearts on their sleeves a bit more and give their first memorable expressions of revulsion.

One Expensive Coupon For Them

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Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

One Expensive Coupon For Them

It looks like this place's register tills are going to be a little thin until this dreaded mistake of a coupon expires.

This is what happens when you get someone who sucks at decimal point placement to handle the promotional aspect of the business.

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