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Stay Away From These Savings

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Posted October 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Stay Away From These Savings

80% of the time, these crimes are perpetrated by a savings who already knows the victim.

If you even attempt to return these items, they'll just say that you were asking for it.

That's what you get for agreeing to meet a suspicious savings on Craigslist.

Jodi Foster won an Oscar portraying a savings victim.

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Don't Park Next To A Boom Barrier

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Posted October 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Oh, so you thought just because I let you through earlier that it meant we were done? Well, you done thought wrong!

I'm Boom Barrier, bitch!

F**k yo roof! F**k yo roof! Buy another one, you rich motherf**ker!"

You Could Win A Perverted Scooby-Doo

Being stuck inside that claw machine is tough enough, but the fact that it happened just after he scarfed-down an entire box of Viagra-flavored Scooby Snacks makes the ordeal all the more awkward.

On the bright side, some of the crustiness from Scooby's contributions might give those stuffed animals in the machine a little more texture, making them easier to grab.

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Owl Is Not Impressed

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Posted October 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"So, you're filming me making expressions and then you're gonna upload them on YouTube, right?

Well, you're just one original motherf**ker aren't you? I find myself puzzled as to how civilization has managed to get along without having the benefit of your talents for so long.

Your Pulitzer AND Nobel Prizes should be on their way to you in the mail as we speak."

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What Kind Of Mom?

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Posted October 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

What Kind Of Mom

We could just chalk this up as a poorly-executed license plate abbreviation for "nicest mom."

But, then again, the more ribald theory might explain why roofie-laced Kool-Aid and ecstasy cookies are her household standards.

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Crab Cheerleader Waves Pom-Pons

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Posted October 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"Gimme a C, gimme an R, gimme an A, gimme a B, gimme an S! What's that spell? Crabs! Yaaaay!

...And while I happen to be of the crab species, that cheer was actually a message from your last hookup designed to inform you of something that you now have.

Sooo, you may want to get that checked out."

She Must Really Like Cheese

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Posted October 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

She Must Really Like Cheese

Since gulping an entire can of Cheese-Whiz isn't quite classy enough, this woman decided to quit beating around the bush and gobble-down the real deal.

Thankfully, she's got that box of Cheez-Its to tide her over for when her diet begins.

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Hungry Twins Battle Sleep

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Posted October 10, 2012 - By Moye Ishimoto

So you can either drift off into delicious sleep...or stuff your face with delicious spaghetti. Clearly for these babies, there's only one choice.

For more viral videos, watch Around the Net on Attack of the Show every weeknight at 7/6c!

Watch out, bottles. This man is COMING FOR YOU! And also wasting a lot of water while doing so.

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For more viral videos, watch Around the Net on Attack of the Show every weeknight at 7/6c!

The Ultimate Dog Shaming

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Posted October 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Since the quickly-rising meme of dog shaming has been such a hit for the world of JPEGs, it was about time that the medium of video felt a bit of that love, as well.

Now, the impact of these examples of household canine savagery is fully felt in a completely new way with more than just anecdotal evidence to back it up.

Come and revel in the pure shame of these dogs. Lick the proverbial tears of regret off their cheeks, you sadists.

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