"Oh, so you thought just because I let you through earlier that it meant we were done? Well, you done thought wrong!

I'm Boom Barrier, bitch!

F**k yo roof! F**k yo roof! Buy another one, you rich motherf**ker!"

Being stuck inside that claw machine is tough enough, but the fact that it happened just after he scarfed-down an entire box of Viagra-flavored Scooby Snacks makes the ordeal all the more awkward.

On the bright side, some of the crustiness from Scooby's contributions might give those stuffed animals in the machine a little more texture, making them easier to grab.

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"So, you're filming me making expressions and then you're gonna upload them on YouTube, right?

Well, you're just one original motherf**ker aren't you? I find myself puzzled as to how civilization has managed to get along without having the benefit of your talents for so long.

Your Pulitzer AND Nobel Prizes should be on their way to you in the mail as we speak."

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We could just chalk this up as a poorly-executed license plate abbreviation for "nicest mom."

But, then again, the more ribald theory might explain why roofie-laced Kool-Aid and ecstasy cookies are her household standards.

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"Gimme a C, gimme an R, gimme an A, gimme a B, gimme an S! What's that spell? Crabs! Yaaaay!

...And while I happen to be of the crab species, that cheer was actually a message from your last hookup designed to inform you of something that you now have.

Sooo, you may want to get that checked out."

Since gulping an entire can of Cheese-Whiz isn't quite classy enough, this woman decided to quit beating around the bush and gobble-down the real deal.

Thankfully, she's got that box of Cheez-Its to tide her over for when her diet begins.

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So you can either drift off into delicious sleep...or stuff your face with delicious spaghetti. Clearly for these babies, there's only one choice.

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Watch out, bottles. This man is COMING FOR YOU! And also wasting a lot of water while doing so.

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Since the quickly-rising meme of dog shaming has been such a hit for the world of JPEGs, it was about time that the medium of video felt a bit of that love, as well.

Now, the impact of these examples of household canine savagery is fully felt in a completely new way with more than just anecdotal evidence to back it up.

Come and revel in the pure shame of these dogs. Lick the proverbial tears of regret off their cheeks, you sadists.

"Episode V: The Aztec Empire Strikes Back."

Since the parallels between the Star Wars films and Mexican wrestling were so glaringly apparent, we finally have a substantive realization of every fan's wish.

Now we can see what it would be like if the unknowingly-incestuous relationship between El Luké and La Léia were to be set amongst the backdrop of an intergalactic civil war of giant burrito proportions.

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