How would you describe this video? I'd say it was something along the lines of Bring it On meets Finding Nemo.

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With their hit reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, The Learning Channel has manged to accomplish the Herculean feat of making The Jersey Shore look like sophisticated, cultured television.

While it has already endured endless parody and even lampooning on an episode of South Park, what "Boo Boo" didn't have yet was the benefit of a dramatic reading of its society-deadening prose by none other than Christopher Walken, who sat down with the folks at Screen Junkies.

With the help of his Seven Psychopaths co-stars, Colin Farrel and Sam Rockwell, you will discover how Walken, who usually makes anything sound crazier, manages to refine the material.

Indeed, you will emerge with a newfound appreciation for the ancient redneck art of making "sketti" and the elasticity of certain parts of the female anatomy.

Oh, how tempting it must be the put your dollar in that machine, hit B4 and hope for a 4-for-1 jackpot.

However, the sight of those other stuck bags may as well be the sight of the mangled dreams of other people who have attempted a similar feat, only to be tragically forced into sacrificing their dollars to this ever-expanding sinister trap.

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This scene from the Turkish action classic, Ölümcül Tekmeleri, shows that evil thugs don't stand a chance against a guy with explosive swift kicks and a head of hair tough enough not to be unraveled by the hardest of cheap shots.

These guys, who aren't even appropriately dressed to walk into a 7-Eleven probably wished they hadn't forgotten to put on their shirts so that they could at least preserve a modicum of dignity during the ass-beating they took.

It appears that the upcoming sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man could be graced with the Wall-Crawler's better known love interest (and eventual wife,) Mary Jane Watson.

Previously played by Kirsten Dunst, the role of Peter Parker's red-headed bombshell is now reportedly being offered to The Descendants star, Shailene Woodley for what would be the 20 year-old actress' first appearance in a big-budget mega-project.

The live-action return of Mary Jane could possibly complicate the relationship between Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker and Emma Stone's Gwen Stacy, presenting the possibility of an interesting love triangle.

However, MJ isn't the only rumored addition of signature Spider-Man favorites as more will apparently be thrust into the mix.

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Warning: Bad Language...and Peeing.

This guy must have been preparing for a golden rainy day when he would be forced to go number one over a locked bathroom stall.

The impressive vertex of this guy's latrine launch is only magnified by its accuracy. -- Even if his shoulder carries a hint of asparagus after the deed is done.

This deal not only gives people a free watermelon, but also a gateway drug to undisciplined spending which will leave them in debt for years to come with an annihilated credit score.

But still, free watermelon.

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Tonight's Attack of the Show with Rob Huebel and Candace Bailey, we've got UFC Heavyweight Champion Bas Rutten live in studio for Here Comes The Boom while Jessica Chobot hangs out with Ben Affleck and Bryan Cranston from Argo and we review the new Droid RAZR M smartphone inside the Dishonored warehouse. Plus, guess which billionaire screenwriter and actor is back? You're right, it's Tom Lennon! Tune in tonight 7/6c.

It wouldn't be true freedom for this cat if it just left its doggy buddy behind in solitary.

Thankfully, the eroding corners of the doors would serve as a proper catalyst to a daring jailbreak of epic proportions.

Looks like they're off to Tijuana to make new lives for themselves selling churros and imitation Batman toys by the roadside.

80% of the time, these crimes are perpetrated by a savings who already knows the victim.

If you even attempt to return these items, they'll just say that you were asking for it.

That's what you get for agreeing to meet a suspicious savings on Craigslist.

Jodi Foster won an Oscar portraying a savings victim.

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