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If you drive a car or ride public transportation in Los Angeles, then you know that every Fall you get blasted with the latest ads for new television shows. The worst culprit in the entire city seems to be the intersection at Franklin and Highland, which has multiple billboard competing for your attention. If there is one thing you'll learn from these billboards right now, it's that the upcoming Fall 2011 tv season is saturated with women.

Now, as a fan of women, I have no problem with this at all. It's just that the sheer amount of upcoming shows revolving around a single girl, a duo of ladies, or a whole group of women seems more than I ever would have expected. But, men have ruled television long enough with buddy cop shows and lame sitcoms. Women have struck back, in force.

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An arresting cop's mistake of cuffing his suspect on the front instead of the back allowed this Ghetto Houdini to spring himself free from the patrol car in which he was detained for heroin possession.

However, this guy's smoothness was apparently only limited to escaping patrol cars and he was found three hours later in a swamp. (Good plan, huh?) The cop was also reprimanded for the inexcusable amount of fail that occurred here.

We haven't seen Gumby around in a while but it looks like the retro character has hit hard times. A man dressed up in a Gumby suit tried to rob a local 7-Eleven--and it was all caught on tape!

Initially the clerk thought the man was joking. But when the robber announced he had a gun and began fumbling with his Gumby suit, the clerk changed his mind.

When the robber's apparent accomplice in a car outside honked the car horn, the suspect fled, dropping 27 cents on the floor, police said.

Looks like Gumby needs to work on his robber skills. And now he's out of 27 cents! TWENTY-SEVEN CENTS. He could have bought a quarter of a McDonald's cheeseburger with that money!

During a warmup for the IZOD Indy Car Series Race in Baltimore, Tony Kanaan loses control of his car and gets propelled off Helio Castroneves' car into the air at 180 mph.

The crash was epic, and luckily no one was hurt, but if Castroneves was back on Dancing with the Stars, he'd be penalized for an illegal lift. (And then Bruno Tonioli would rub his nipples or something.)

A dad teaches his 4 year-old girl how to commute to her new job as a supervisor at a factory that makes knockoff Pokémon dolls.

What happens when you take Oprah and add the "Goat Yelling Like a Man?" Complete synchronicity.

However, the goat can't give its audience free cars and start unsuccessful self-titled TV channels for vanity. It just stands around eating grass with a stupid look on its face because it's a goat.

Watch out for that left curve, it's a doozy! -- And there we are. Feel dumb now, don't you?

WARNING: Video is NSFW

Eeek. I'm kind of sad that this video cuts off at the end. I would have loved to see what the driver and his passenger did to the Corvette after the crash.

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Some people weren't even allowed to play catch football indoors as kids. This guy's mom must have been really permissive. Could that be why he grew up to be a flashy, inconsiderate idiot?

Remember when you were small and thought that hooking your bike or tricycle up to your parent's car as they drove along would be the coolest thing ever? This video is why they didn't allow you to do that.

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