We've ditched the candy and roses in favor of a far superior post-Valentine's Day gift, Teresa Palmer pictures! The photos of I Am Number Four's butt-kicking hottie are sweeter than any chocolate and will last longer than flowers in a vase. The same holds true for this video of Teresa Palmer being interviewed by the suave Kevin Pereira.
Wouldn't it be great to date a comic book hottie, to finally be able to go out with a flesh and blood version of the ink and paper super babes you've been pining over since your adolescent years? Sure it would, unless you picked the wrong one. Not every babe in a cape and cowl would make a good girlfriend. Quite the contrary. Some of them would make outright rotten love interests. In honor of Valentine's Day, a day dedicated to true love and romantic union, we've come up with a list of the top five female comic book characters you should never date (presuming you got the chance through some miracle of science or more likely, the bestowal of a magical ring or other mystical artifact).
This buxom super heroine is every nerd's dream, but for all practical purposes she'll have to remain just that. Being Superman's cousin, Power Girl's essentially the busty, female equivalent of the Man of Steel. So, unless you've got the stamina of The Flash and the muscle mass of a juiced up Bane (or a bed sprinkled with flakes of Kryptonite), there's no hope of satisfying her in the sack or even surviving a sexual encounter without ending up in a hospital bed. It really makes you wonder how Lois Lane continues to have nuptials with Clark Kent.
The last thing you want in a healthy relationship is a controlling partner. As such, the one time White Queen of the Hellfire Club turned X-Man, Emma Frost is high up on the no-date list. The sultry telepath has a lengthy track record of using her mutant powers to manipulate or literally control her enemies, allies and even lovers. Furthermore, if you're the jealous type, you'd eventually tire of seeing Ms. Frost parade around in attire that would make a fem dom blush.
She's great for a one night stand, but this libidinous magister of the explosive arts has a very fragile psyche and an incredible temper. What she lacks in clothing she makes up for in pure, psychotic rage. The moment you made her unhappy, she'd blow you to pieces, and not in a way you're hoping.
It is with a proud heart that we commend the bulk of our viewing audience who have pledged to watch our AEE special, hosted by adult film star Kayden Kross, the way it was intended to be viewed, as a sociological exercise, a survey of a thriving subculture! By the same token, we must wag our finger at the small contingent of viewers that don't care about the anthropological value of G4's AEE special at all, the kind of people who would look at these Kayden Kross pictures, for example, and see just a sexual object. To you we say, tsk! Shame on you for sensually objectifying Kayden Kross in our behind-the-scenes pics and more shame for drooling over Kayden Kross in this video interview with Kevin Pereira!
Sexual immorality has run amok and the time has come yet again for the moral standard to be raised in the war for chastity, a war that shan't be found on any battlefield, but is one that rages on, as ever, in your pantaloons!
I'm head over heals for my girlfriend, but during the semester break, I may have kind of cheated on her and I may have perhaps caught something you can't get rid of. I don't want our relationship to end, but if she finds out the truth, it's over. Should I come clean and face the consequences?
Perhaps in thy formative years ye were misinformed. Honesty is but the second best policy, the actual best policy being, "Do not make thy genitals as available as a money lender would silver, nor yield forth thy privates as the vine does its grapes." Having failed to adhere to either, the only advice that will profit ye now is to take after the great baptizers of the past and anoint thy head with ointment, preferably one prescribed thee by yon local apothecary.
I was taught that sex before marriage is wrong and I still believe it, but I've fallen in love with my new boyfriend and he's really pressuring me to give it up. If I don't have sex with him, he might leave me. What should I do?
Young lady, keep thy purity and do not spread like fig paste on wheat bread!
We strongly urge you to watch the slice of science fiction par excellence known as V, almost as strongly as we exhort you to check out our Laura Vandervoort pics. You're only depriving yourself if you don't. It won't bother us if you miss out on the coolest Sci-Fi TV show in prime time or don't ever get to see our spectacular Laura Vandervoort pictures. It'll be your loss, buddy. Think about that.
Also, think about checking out Kevin Pereira's video interview with V's Laura Vandervoort.
The day most of us thought would never arrive has finally come, Detroit's devious rap duo, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, the Insane Clown Posse have joined the illustrious pantheon of Attack of the Show celebrity guests and we've got pictures of ICP on the AOTS set with Kevin Pereira. Juggalos, peep these ICP pics and celebrate! Today, it's raining diamonds!
Don't forget to watch the full video interview with ICP! It's as cool as a frosty glass of Faygo!
Tonight at 7PM, Attack of the Show welcomes guest Mark Valley from Fox's drama, Human Target. He'll sit down with Kevin Pereira to talk about the show's second season and his experiences on Fringe. Tiffany Smith ventures out into the Los Angeles art scene with a trip to performance artist Chris Burden's studio, where she'll get a first hand look at his Metropolis II sculpture. It's a crazy piece that features over a thousand Hot Wheels cars that transforms into a moving city!
Kevin Pereira and Candace Bailey highlight a new Epic Giveaway and more! See you tonight at 7PM.
When Milton Bradley released the original Operation board game in 1965, the intent was probably to help friends bond over a little healthy competition, but as you can see in these pictures of Kevin Pereira, Candace Bailey, and Gillian Jacobs playing a giant version of Operation, that isn't what happened… at all. Oh well, friendly competition isn't nearly as entertaining as aggressive hostility.
See more of that competitive energy in this video of Kevin Pereira and Candace Bailey fighting for supremacy in Operation: Operation!
We're well aware that Community isn't just an intriguing television comedy, it's outright addicting, and as such, we feel morally obligated to warn you that spending hours browsing through these Gillian Jacobs pictures can also be habit forming. Please, peruse responsibly!
Also, don't get hooked to this video of Kevin Pereira interviewing Community's Gillian Jacobs.
Maybe buying weapons on the black market isn't your thing, but does that mean you can't enjoy these pictures of Kevin Pereira and Candace Bailey making yuks in the guise of Balkan arms dealers? Of course not. There's nothing wrong with a little satire.