On tonight's Attack of the Show, Dave Holmes and Candace Bailey welcome back Steve Yeun from The Walking Dead for news on the season three premiere, Grace Helbig chats with Liam Neeson about Taken 2 and Weston Scott gets a lesson in beer-and-food pairings at Moerlein Lager House! We also investigate how the Seattle police department has incorporated social media into their crime watch and bring you a new Gadget Pr0n review! Tune in tonight 7/6c.
"Move along! There's nothing to see here!
In fact, if you keep staring at us, you won't be seeing anything at all after I rip out your eyes and bite them with my diamond dentures.
You trying to catch her PIN number? How about I jam a pin right in your testicles?
Yeah, that's right. Just keep on walking, motherf**kers."
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"Maybe you didn't get the memo, sweetheart, but this yard is my territory.
Since you seem oblivious to that fact, I guess I'm just gonna have to make it perfectly clear the only way that I know how."
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Unlike that other Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory, this one isn't a wonderland of colorful backgrounds and chocolate lakes where children are whisked away by Oompa Loompas for breaking the rules.
Rather, it's one where children are given drugs to see colorful backgrounds, thrown in lakes made from their own chocolate, and are whisked away by creepy European guys with unibrows for breaking profit.
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If you've got a sense of humor and eyes (as most people tend to), then we sincerely hope you've seen Kristen Schaal's animated counterpart, Louise wreak comedic havoc on Bob's Burgers. If not, then do so immediately, and while you're at it, check out our Attack of the Blog exclusive, Kristen Schaal pics! You'll be happy you did.
This video of Psy's "Gangnam Style" reveals how important music is when it comes to music videos. Deep, right?
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You want to know Vice-Presidential hopeful Paul Ryan says in his personal video diaries? Here's a sampling.
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Looks like the premise of Taken 3 will be about someone abducting Liam Neeson's clothes! The action movie star recently appeared on The Ellen Degeneres Show almost in the nude to help raise money for breast cancer research. I'm not sure how those two are related but I hope it worked!
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"Today is just a day that I refuse to wear pants and dammit, I'm gonna stick to that pledge no matter what.
Now, hurry up, dog and do your business so that I can grab my super-pooper-scooper and schlep that stinky brownie back up here like a claw machine prize.
After that's done, I'll use it to grab you too."
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The upcoming reboot of the most venerable of western franchises, The Lone Ranger has galloped its way to the Internet.
Of course, this isn't your father or grandfather's Lone Ranger, which started as a radio drama in 1933 that spawned the iconic 1950's television show.
How will it resonate with modern audiences? Well, with the usual: Explosions, sliding derailed trains, filthy prostitutes, and evil robber barons who want to conquer the west. You know, the usual stuff.
There come a time, kemosabe, when good men must check out the trailer below.
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