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Those Tail Lights Are Panting

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Posted October 15, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Those Tail Lights Are Panting

Sure, it might be a tad inconsiderate that this vehicle's tail lights are leaving a stream of slobber that splashes all over the windows of anyone unfortunate enough to get stuck behind it.

However, they also serve as an organic proximity detector to close-moving rear traffic. -- That is, as long as no one throws a stick.

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Weatherman Gives A Hard Forecast

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Posted October 15, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Yes, folks, that is a tropical storm in his pocket, but he's also happy to see you.

Indeed, this local weatherman just wanted to show everyone that when it happens, his tropical storm starts stiffening north until it reaches a point where it uncontrollably shoots precipitation all over the faces of the west and east.

So, it seems that the destruction of the tropical storm season is caused not by nature, but by little blue pills.

Balloon Has A Lisp

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Posted October 15, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Balloon Has A Lisp

This was either a birthday party that was seriously committed to a Daffy Duck theme or the company who made this balloon unsuccessfully tried to turn a new leaf after their paraphernalia for "The 4rst of July" didn't seem to sell too well for some reason.

Hey, at the end of the day, typo-filled/defective products = cheap.

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Bacon Makes Dog Talk

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Posted October 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This video proves that a true "ultimate dog tease" doesn't need any clever lip-dubbing. It just needs bacon.

It's hardly a secret that dogs (and pretty much anything with a pulse that isn't a vegetarian,) hold bacon in the highest of esteem as far as "incentive to do stuff" goes. However, this dog probably would have worked its way up to singing the lyrics to "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" if it meant more bacon.

Listen to how the salty, fatty power of pure pig belly makes this jumpy German Shepherd seemingly repeat words with almost parrot-like skill.

The Colonel Will Give You The Munchies

With a little semi-subliminal advertising by way of font color, the Colonel is promising a certain segment of the customer base that he'll be providing the perfect aperitif for his irresistible world famous fried chicken.

Some may scoff at the idea of it being a gateway drug, but in this case, the writing is literally on the wall.

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This guy has now found out that just because his attempt to buy a sensible SUV under the Porsche banner seemed like the best of both worlds, it kind of sucks in the world of flood waters.

Thanks to these onlookers who either have no sense of depth or were simply trolling him, he's stuck in a fancy, souped-up soccer-mom-mobile with nothing to show for it except a flooded chassis and the kindness of strangers who were partially to blame.

Cat Took A Wrong Turn

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Posted October 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Cat Took A Wrong Turn

This is what happens when cats take those Friskies LSD cat food commercials at face value.

One structural deficiency in this condo and Mittens, here thought he had found a portal to a whole new universe where unicorns poop pastel-colored marshmallows and rainbows drape the sky while trickling gumdrops.

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The Dark Knight Uses Apple Maps

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Posted October 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Despite having nearly limitless technological resources at his disposal, Batman still wanted to give his new iPhone 5 a spin and see if all the scrutiny over Apple Maps was just hype.

Well, unfortunately for him, the Batpod, the citizens of Gotham, and "Ray-chellll!!!," things didn't turn out too well.

He would eventually catch up with The Joker...by way of a detour through a sewer, a couple Chinese restaurants, and Gracie Mansion.

This Dad Is Racist...Against Being A Bad Host

Guess who's coming to dinner? It doesn't matter!

The house looks like it was hit with an explosion from old scattered issues of Reader's Digest and Kiplinger's. The good china is collecting dust in a box. And the guest toilet is covered in dried pee marks.

Clearly, a little advance notice would have been the considerate thing to do before bringing...that man into his house.

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Dog Walks A Drunk

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Posted October 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

After spending three hours coming to the realization that his pet is not, in fact, a giant black gecko, but is actually a Rottweiler, he had to quickly drum-up some energy to take it for a walk.

He's giving it the old college try in 50-foot spurts with a break in between each.

The dog, on the other hand, is biding his time until the dull drunkard falls on the ground, upon which he'll give him a golden wet wake-up call.

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