Toys

Sure, Andy may have given him up, but that wasn't going to stop Buzz from fulfilling his destiny of saving the universe.

Now, (at least, according to this toy packaging, which is certainly legitimate,) he joins a freshman class of Avengers along with Kingpin, The Thing, and Batman as the newest members of Earth's Mightiest Heroes.

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"Hey, watch where you're going, mister!

You think I'm just some child indulging a fantasy with a toy gun? Well, then bring it on!

Come a little closer and the only fantasy in this situation will be the one you'll be having in the ICU bed, wishing you never met me."

While you can't buy rhyming skills, street cred, or swagger, you can buy plastic junk even gaudier than the real stuff it represents.

If you don't get yourself shot wearing this stuff, the gold teeth that's probably covered in Chinese lead will catch up to you anyway.

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If this epic stop-motion fan-film proves anything, it's that ridiculously-expensive Hot Toys action figures, a video camera, and some ingenuity can make one hell of a Batman story...in which he turns out to be a cyborg with cannons on his hands.

Filmmakers, Derek Kwok and Henri Wong do an amazing job capturing the action in this dream-like tribute to Christopher Nolan's Batman films, even including a nod to the groundbreaking 1989 Tim Burton rendition that dances with the devil in the pale moonlight.

These aren't just ordinary PEZ dispensers. One flick to pull back Batman's head and out shoots a sugary chewable candy pill of JUSTICE that sends the criminal scum of your city running in fear.

For only $1.08, you have no excuse to buy the candy machine that your cavities deserves.

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You know what I always wondered? What do feral children play with in the woods? Thanks to the Internet, I finally have my answer.

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This bothersome bird should have just quit while it was ahead.

Unfortunately, it had to keep pushing this cat again and again until the wrath of kitty rage had built-up and was ready to be unleashed upon this annoying avian with vengeance.

They told this bird it could be anything. So, it became a chew toy.

It seems that Jon Chu, director of the recently-delayed G.I. Joe: Retaliation could soon be tackling another iconic 80's toy property in Masters of the Universe.

According to a report from Deadline, talks are underway between Chu and Sony Pictures/Escape Artists to take the helm with He-Man for the first live-action journey into the mystical land of Eternia since the 1987 cult classic in which Dolph Lundgren played the most powerful man in the universe.

This project has been on the table in some form or another for a number of years and had even come close to reality in 2008 when Kung-Fu Panda director, John Stevenson was brought on board. Now, likely wanting to strike while 80's nostalgia is still marketable, the film seems to be back on the fast track.

Is the John Chu the right man for the job?

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In Russia, fishing rods are viewed as feminine play toys that are best kept discreetly in boudoirs along with panties and publicity photos of Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago.

The use of grenades, however, is considered the manliest of ways to nab some dinner from the people's sea. The closer to the boat they drop, the manlier it gets.

However, in this case, these explosive fisherman may have pressed their luck a little too hard and pay for it accordingly.

If you're going to take a bicycle horn to a Foolball game, you should know that quality is everything and "KidzzZone" brand horns are the best devices money can buy to "chee" every time your favorite team scores a "goa."

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