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The managers of this store are fully aware of the fact that beans should be respected, not trivialized.

Rather than spread their pushing power throughout the whole store, they simply decided to quarantine the inevitable cacophony of foul fricatives to one section, hoping for the best.

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Thanks to an unfortunate arrangement of movie posters, it seems that the "Skayfall" of Lincoln would come at the hands of John Wilkes Bond.

For him, the South will rise again...strapped to a fancy jetpack with a rocket launcher and a martini dispenser that also emits microwaves which induce female orgasms.

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When you live in a town in which the majority of the citizens are diagnosed with ADHD, important signs need to be extremely visible and not have a sliver of ambiguity.

On the bright side, thanks to the sign factory, their economy has never been more booming.

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Gentleman. Why go through the trouble of trekking to the mall to stare awkwardly through the windows draped with posters of beautiful models that haven't eaten since 2008?

Just head on to your local flea market, grab a hot dog and a churro and gawk at all the sexy unmentionables under the sun with impunity.

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This could either be perceived as a horrible wheelchair ramp design failure or a piece of conceptual art designed to emphasize the difficulties of being wheelchair-bound. (Albeit at the expense of the wheelchair-bound.)

The baffling design is also coupled with handicap parking spots located conveniently next to the building...on the roof of a three story parking garage.

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This cat will ravenously chase the light of your soul as if it was a laser pointer.

His retinas have developed muscles strong enough to briefly stop time and space.

One time while looking into the sky, he swatted at the Mars Rover.

He felt relaxed ONCE...but the surprise of finding himself relaxed simply brought him back to his usual state.

While most cats chase mice and bugs, this cat chases bacteria.

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With a steady, healthy diet and plenty of milk, this impish Iron Man will have to size upgrade his armor on a monthly basis until his late teens.

He built that magnificent arc reactor in a cave with Lego scraps to save his life after a near-fatal encounter with a Chinese lead toy. Unfortunately for the scientists that tried to duplicate it, they're not Tiny Stark.

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When a school's curriculum focuses on booty popping and managing your STD's, students would seemingly be obligated to dress appropriately.

For the guys, their mandatory popped collar shirts and knee-high jeans are also available.

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This goes to show what happens when you make the ill-conceived choice to drive while impaired by alcohol.

You just wind up pulled over by the side of the road and taken to a shady area behind some bushes where your gag reflex is put to the test...from a screening device.

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Leaving all the craziness of the wizarding world behind, the embattled Hogwarts headmaster decided to turn a new leaf traveling the world in a pastel-colored summer outfit, spreading positive messages about duty and tolerance towards muggles.

...That is, unless he runs into that mischievous Swiper the Fox. The next time he sees him, a Cruciatus curse up the butt will be his fate. 

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