Warning: Obscenities and NOT for the Squeamish.
The home or "redneck" alternatives for an expensive tattoo laser removal procedure are few and far between.
However, if you don't happen to be up for physically sanding it off, there's always the even more badass Rambo way of doing things with a searing hot knife.
Of course, burning your flesh until it looks like moldy rye bread and peeing your pants does kind of mitigate its bad-assery.
"Dammit, who let Michael Bay on the set? Hawkeye needs his moment."
Some brand new behind-the-scenes photos from The Avengers have hit, giving fans a glimpse into the process of bringing the most surreal cinematic superhero collaboration of all time to life.
Director, Joss Whedon has dealt with the unprecedented task of corralling several lucrative film franchises together, having to balance them and make it into a cohesive product. Based on what we've been seeing thus far, he seemed to handle it just fine. (Although, the final verdict is still up the air.)
Check out these cool pics below and have your appetite whetted even more!
"Unless that's what you're into. In which case, go ahead and stuff that Rise of the Planet of the Apes Blu-ray into your pants and see what happens."
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Ever wished your crotch was hot and sweaty all the time? Let us introduce you to the Sauna Pants. Blech.
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The next you know, pie boxes are going to have "while you have your pants down" tips for prostate health.
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Get ready for a unique type of flashback overload consisting of dance club megahits that were ubiquitous during the decade in which parachute pants didn't mean you shop at the Goodwill, and your ears suffered from residual ringing due to dial-up screeching from accessing your AOL.
Here, we see a sufferer of the often-ignored Never-Nude Syndrome, which is championed by one Tobias Fünke. Of course, when you're one of the "pants on the ground" demographic, the issue is only compounded.
Bravo, brave sir! Fight on!
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Every yin needs its yang to keep the universe in balance. As we have just reverentially celebrated the 10th Anniversary of 9/11, a somber, soul-searching occasion, it occurs to me that the world needs a super happy celebration of all the awesome things on Earth day to make up the difference. A sort of relentlessly positive occasion during which we revel in being alive and take stock of all of the things in life that cause us joy.
I call it 11/9, which is super convenient, because that happens to be today!
So, I took a quick straw poll around the G4 Interactive offices to see what people were going to celebrate on 11/9, the day of awesome, and this is what I came up with. Also, one of my favorite things is making up nicknames and job titles for people, so I'm going to be doing that here.
James "The 1%" Elkin - Master of X-Play Online - I like ice cream and apple pie, and air conditioning just ‘cause. I like photos of puppies in marine helmets, and cats driving tanks. I like Rocky and Rambo, and the parts of Team America that don’t seem French. I like Bourbon and branch, and shotgun serenades. I like this Marlboro I’m lighting. I like this photo:
During a warmup for the IZOD Indy Car Series Race in Baltimore, Tony Kanaan loses control of his car and gets propelled off Helio Castroneves' car into the air at 180 mph.
The crash was epic, and luckily no one was hurt, but if Castroneves was back on Dancing with the Stars, he'd be penalized for an illegal lift. (And then Bruno Tonioli would rub his nipples or something.)
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