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Shocking Way To Light A Cigarette

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Posted September 12, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This guy in Yeman wants a smoke and seems to be without a way to get it going. So, rather than acquiring matches or a lighter, this electric Prometheus is opting for a more unconventional approach, courtesy of a power line.

Sure, the fluctuations may have taken some patients from the local hospital briefly off life-support, but no one can accuse him of not being able to use power lines to light a cigarette.

Stormtrooper Parenting

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Posted August 30, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Stormtrooper Parenting

"Now, son, remember to use the crosswalk button properly and look both ways before crossing the street.

Also, perhaps more importantly, if some creepy, crusty old guy in a landspeeder tries to tell you that these aren't the droids you're looking for, he's actually nothing but a filthy, stinking, LIAR!

Now, then, we're off to target practice. Remember son, never fire directly at your target. Our genetics prevents us from doing that, so you're better off just shooting wildly in random directions and hope to get lucky."

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Virgin's Hoping To Win Over What?

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Posted August 30, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Reporting on the current state of the Australian airline industry, news reporter, Carrie Bickmore either had a critical slip of the tongue regarding Qantas Airways, or just found a way to let loose her true feelings about them.

Thankfully, for the Internet, her colleagues were there to help make sure that the gaffe was milked for everything it was worth.

Marvel's S.H.I.E.L.D. TV Pilot Greenlit By ABC

It appears that Marvel's all-encompassing movie universe centered around The Avengers is about to expand to the realm of the small screen. Not only that, but it seems that it will involve the film's director, Joss Whedon.

According to Deadline, ABC has greenlit a pilot for a live-action TV series centered on Nick Fury's secret government defense agency, S.H.I.E.L.D. (Which is a lot easier than saying, "Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.")

The pilot, which is set to start production immediately, will be co-written by Joss Whedon along with brother, Jed Whedon (Dollhouse, Spartacus: Vengeance), and Maurissa Tancharoen (Dollhouse. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.)

How will the Marvel's grand movieverse transition to television?

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Bullet To The Head Trailer Goes On A Killing Spree

The first trailer for Sylvester Stallone's upcoming epic, Bullet To The Head has hit with a white-hot vengeful fury.

Based on the French graphic novel, Du Plomb Dans La Tete by Alexis Nolent, this film, much like Schwarzenegger's The Last Stand (whose trailer also just hit,) will surely look to capitalize on the post-Expendables 2 momentum of old-school action goodness.

Check below for the action-packed pulse-pounding trailer, as Sly, looking like the most ripped 66-year-old ever, teams up with an unlikely partner for revenge; the most satisfying motivation for an action hero there could be.

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Deep Hole Set To Machine Gun Mode

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Posted August 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This little experiment proves the super-useful hypothesis that dropping rocks into deep pipe holes tends to make machine-gun-like noises that border on bad techno music.

So, with that little tidbit about rapid reverberations in our pockets, the world is our oyster. (Which, if dropped into a deep pipe hole, would also likely make cool noises.)

Might Want To Rephrase That

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Posted August 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Might Want To Rephrase That

Something tells me that the kind of "volunteers" this article drums-up will be counterproductive to the cause.

The call-backs from people asking if they had to bring their own rope and chloroform just might confirm that fear.

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Red Dawn Remake Releases Trailer

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Posted August 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Red Dawn Remake Releases Trailer

Pinch yourself if you must, but it seems that Red Dawn has released its first commie-repelling trailer.

From what we see, the film, much like its 1984 predecessor, is an action tour de force in which young American teenagers led by an ex-marine played by Chris Hemsworth hand in their textbooks in exchange for rifles and rocket-launchers to repel an invasion of freedom-raping ravagers. These evil-doers decided to break all-sorts of no-fly-zone rules to parachute into neighborhoods just like YOURS.

Now, we're going to see what kind of bad-assery today's youth of America are capable of wreaking when the enemies of capitalism take away their Facebook and Xbox Live.

The Wolverines want you to check out the trailer below.

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Comfort Food For Carnivorous Hipsters

It looks like this place has come up with the perfect combination of good old-fashioned meaty Americana and nutty-chocolatey goo that's conducive for writing haiku on your iPad at the local Starbucks while feeling self-satisfied.

Clearly, a ten pound bun was required to contain the sweet-bacon-synthesis from affecting the triglyceride levels of nearby innocent bystanders.

Oh, Nutella, is there anything that you DON'T go with?

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Dancing Pajama Pants Girl

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Posted August 3, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

One might be inclined to think that a pair of MC Hammer's pants grew a head.

However, being born without a torso and having to deal with a giant pair of legs has not dampened this girl's aspirations to get down and funky with some old-school beats.

Boogie on, brave girl. Keep foot-strumming those guitars and never stop letting the world know that you exist!  **sob, sob**

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