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Cocky Cigarettes

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Posted October 8, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Cocky Cigarettes

You've got to be at least 18 years of age if you even want to think about buying one of this proprietor's wins.

However, besides costing you quite a bit, you'll also have to compete against him in a series of events ranging from arm-wrestling match, Pokemon duel, and a swagger stare-down.

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This Fish's Evening Will Be Weird

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Posted October 8, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Fish's Evening Will Be Weird

When he heard about beer batter fish, he figured that preparing it would simply require pouring a few bottles down the fish's mouth and providing his own "batter" in a more intimate context back at his shack.

He's wrong, but for him, it feels just right.

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They Make Great People Parmesan

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Posted October 5, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

They Make Great People Parmesan

I bet your Sbarro doesn't serve finger appetizers and pizza with face skin topping. Jealous?

Now you can come to their restaurants in Japan to experience the quintessence of Italy...as imagined by Hannibal Lecter.

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This Hotel Disappears In The Daytime

At this hotel, you better make sure that you wake up before sunrise.

When it is no longer "the moon time," it completely disintegrates and you'll end up lying in an alley naked next to homeless meth addicts who want to do gross meth-related stuff to your supple, non-meth-afflicted flesh.

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Skyfall: Theme Song From Adele Hits

The theme song to Skyfall by Adele has hit and is already being hailed as one of the best Bond themes ever.

What better way to celebrate "Global James Bond Day," the 50th anniversary of Agent 007's big screen debut in Dr. No, than with a sneak preview for your ears from his upcoming big screen return?

Hearkening back to the classy, power vocal performances of Shirley Bassey's numerous Bond themes, Adele also manages to reflect the dark and tortured pathos of Daniel Craig's James Bond.

Skyfall hits theaters with a modified wristwatch rocket launcher on November 9. Check out the song below!

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This Empire Doesn't Like Being Climbed

Clearly, King Kong picked the wrong building to climb upon with beautiful kidnapped ingénues for a dramatic battle with planes. (Which he obviously didn't survive, but just go with it, anyway.)

This symbol of an Empire isn't here to tell him that he's his father, but it is here to put him in line the same fatherly way as Vader.

This symbolic skyscraper is certainly not going to share the New York skyline with a smelly smitten simian.

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Spider-Man Is Bitter

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Posted October 5, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Spider-Man Is Bitter

Having to sit back and watch how far the Avengers movies have come both creatively and financially, Spider-Man is growing increasingly jealous of being left out of mix due to studio politics.

It's especially going to hit home when Ant-Man is released and he's forced to watch a third-tier Marvel insect-themed hero grab the spotlight and work his way into the mega-team that everyone loves.

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Drop A Load And Wait For Your Photos

This place may be closed, but in its heyday, it was fully committed to developing both your film and your bowels.

While you would wait in a room with a series of stylized toilets that look like film canisters, high quality of photos of your vacation would be developed the old-school dark room way.

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Shattered iPhone Gets Obscene

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Posted October 5, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Shattered iPhone Gets Obscene

Perhaps knowing that its time had finally passed, this old iPhone decided to display some miniature metaphorical art showing what happens when two men cross swords.

Indeed, the results were shattering.

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He Wanted A Tattoo...He Got One

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Posted October 5, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

He Wanted A Tattoo...He Got One

This guy felt he needed to get a tattoo in order to be taken seriously, but he just couldn't decide what kind.

After hours of deliberation and the threat of being thrown out of the parlor looming over his head, he just went the generic route in hopes that his ambivalence will be seen as some kind of hip irony.

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