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This is either the result of contact with a radioactive car seat or a prime example of the lengths to which some people will go just to use the carpool lane.

It looks like she'll be tasked with the chore of fishing pennies and french fries out of her various crevices when this ride is over.

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Just look at the way this guy hooks potential buyers with an inviting, paradoxically-innocent, yet mischievous look.

One glance at this ad and any guy knows right away that to buy one of these super-cool, not-at-all-tacky shirts is to exude a kind of confidence and enthusiasm for life that will make any lady swoon in an orgasmic riptide with just a wink of an eye.

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Tonight on Attack of the Show, comedian Rob Huebel joins Candace Bailey as this week's guest co-host! He kicks off his first show with Stephen Amell from Arrow live in studio, Matt Mira's review of Amazon's Kindle Paperwhite e-reader and Candace's behind the scenes set visit to George to the Rescue. Plus, we're bringing you a very special Epic Giveaway that will make anyone want to phone home. Tune in tonight 7/6c!

The people in this neighborhood take domestic violence awareness seriously and even promote a 24-hour crisis hotline.

...That being said, the hotline is mostly utilized on Sundays when, for some reason, they put it all aside and give in to their suppressed spouse-striking stirrings.

They blast Chris Brown music over a loud speaker in the center of town and let the carnage ensue until the clock strikes midnight.

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You've got to be at least 18 years of age if you even want to think about buying one of this proprietor's wins.

However, besides costing you quite a bit, you'll also have to compete against him in a series of events ranging from arm-wrestling match, Pokemon duel, and a swagger stare-down.

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When he heard about beer batter fish, he figured that preparing it would simply require pouring a few bottles down the fish's mouth and providing his own "batter" in a more intimate context back at his shack.

He's wrong, but for him, it feels just right.

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I bet your Sbarro doesn't serve finger appetizers and pizza with face skin topping. Jealous?

Now you can come to their restaurants in Japan to experience the quintessence of Italy...as imagined by Hannibal Lecter.

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At this hotel, you better make sure that you wake up before sunrise.

When it is no longer "the moon time," it completely disintegrates and you'll end up lying in an alley naked next to homeless meth addicts who want to do gross meth-related stuff to your supple, non-meth-afflicted flesh.

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The theme song to Skyfall by Adele has hit and is already being hailed as one of the best Bond themes ever.

What better way to celebrate "Global James Bond Day," the 50th anniversary of Agent 007's big screen debut in Dr. No, than with a sneak preview for your ears from his upcoming big screen return?

Hearkening back to the classy, power vocal performances of Shirley Bassey's numerous Bond themes, Adele also manages to reflect the dark and tortured pathos of Daniel Craig's James Bond.

Skyfall hits theaters with a modified wristwatch rocket launcher on November 9. Check out the song below!

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Clearly, King Kong picked the wrong building to climb upon with beautiful kidnapped ingénues for a dramatic battle with planes. (Which he obviously didn't survive, but just go with it, anyway.)

This symbol of an Empire isn't here to tell him that he's his father, but it is here to put him in line the same fatherly way as Vader.

This symbolic skyscraper is certainly not going to share the New York skyline with a smelly smitten simian.

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