Remember the good old days when chain restaurants would hawk their wares for 60 seconds during "commercial breaks," giving us ample time to run to the bathroom, check our email or change the channel? I miss the olden times.
Food and Drink
If the entertainment industry is looking for a way to get more people to watch movies in theaters, then I suggest they start stocking their concession stands with popcorn cannons. Can you imagine how awesome a trip to the movies would be? You'd get explosions on screen and yummy explosions in person!
Oh, French people. They know how to make everything seem classy and sophisticated...except when it comes to creating promotional hamburgers celebrating the release of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in 3D. Quick, a French fast food chain, is apparently planning to release four new hamburgers inspired by the movies. This includes a "Darth Vader" burger that comes on black buns.
If you're fluent in French, you can read more about it here. I'm hoping this is a Photoshop joke but if it's real, would you eat one?
As a lover of donuts, I completely sympathize with this kid. Sometimes you'll do whatever it takes in order to get your hands on another deep fried pastry, even if that means fake crying and using a cute baby voice. Just remember to wipe your mouth first.
This creepy commercial for Sour Patch Kids makes me wish my own parents were made out of sweet-then-sour gummies. Sigh. Why is life so unfair?
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It's inhumane to treat your children to a delicious, gourmet, locally grown brunch over the weekends and expect them to chow down on crappy PB&J sandwiches during the week. So why not try Brunchables? Sounds like the perfect solution for any jaded kid.
PS. I've been eating Brunchables way before they made this video.