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Baby Flashing Gang Signs

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Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Baby Flashing Gang Signs

Some think she was born prematurely, but actually, she was kicked out of her mom's uterus for bad behavior.

She made her first kill when she was still a sperm by tail-shanking some squiggly scrub and then egg-jacking his home.

She got moved from the maternity ward after she was caught "choking some bitch for trying to steal her man."

She's got hydraulics installed on her stroller and will pop a cap in anyone who tries to steal her nose.

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Normal Umbrellas Are For Suckers

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Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Normal Umbrellas Are For Suckers

Sure, you could whip-out your p**sy parasol and be like everyone else, if that's what you feel you need to do.

However, this guy knows what's really up. Nothing says "I'm cooler and dryer than you" than sporting your own homegrown super-sized leaves courtesy of plant steroids and the defilement of Mother Nature.

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He's Looking For The Bike Trailer Park

Having retired at the ripe old age of 20 from a factory which makes lead-lined chew toys for babies, he and the misses are taking the 'ole "BV" out to see the world and have memorable experiences.

This all-purpose peddler has everything they need, even though the bathroom situation does tend to get a bit awkward.

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Tonight On AOTS: The Walking Dead's Danai Gurira & Prometheus On DVDuesday

Tonight on Attack of the Show, Rob Huebel and Candace Bailey bring you Danai Gurira from The Walking Dead to talk about her role as Michonne in the upcoming third season and we go behind the scenes on the set of George to the Rescue. Plus, Chris Gore tells us if we should buy, rent or pass on Blu-ray releases like Prometheus and Rock of Ages and Jessica Chobot chats with the cast of Seven Psychopaths. And who will win our Epic Giveaway winner! Tune in tonight 7/6c for the big reveal.

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How Not To Post Before & After Pics

This is either a misunderstanding regarding the conventional western left-to-right system of numeric pagination or it is scientific evidence of what three months of playing ball and eating bacon will do to rejuvenate a prematurely-aged dog.

Some people wish their dogs could stay puppies forever. Perhaps, this person has finally found the answer as to how.

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Choose Your Path Wisely

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Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Choose Your Path Wisely

The person who put up this railing was obviously some kind of master of a poetic type of feng shui, because while its placement unnecessarily disrupts the flow of three otherwise simple steps, it forces one to choose between moving forward or being stuck in a dead end.

Really, isn't that a poignant metaphor for life?

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One Expensive Coupon For Them

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Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

One Expensive Coupon For Them

It looks like this place's register tills are going to be a little thin until this dreaded mistake of a coupon expires.

This is what happens when you get someone who sucks at decimal point placement to handle the promotional aspect of the business.

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Great Hair Takes Commitment

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Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Great Hair Takes Commitment

I'm not sure if we're looking at the back of a woman with a giant clump of hair so matted that it hasn't been combed since the Carter administration, or if this is a front-facing photo of a guy in a ZZ Top tribute band.

Regardless, that clump of what used to be hair must be so solid by now, it qualifies as a bullet-proof vest.

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Lady Gaga Vomiting On Stage

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Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

It appears that fans got more than a mouthful during this Lady Gaga performance in Barcelona, Spain on Oct. 7.

Unlike a bulimic supermodel, she didn't even have to open her mouth and po-po-po-poke her face to induce this stream of vomiting.

In an effort, perhaps, to not be upstaged by Justin Bieber, the mistress of the Little Monsters handled her own on-stage upchucking with smoothness...even at the cost of some exposed lipsyncing.

Walmart Scooters Are Getting Bigger

The driver of this compact must have felt that having to drive around in a glorified Power Wheels warranted some special benefits that not even the handicapped can enjoy.

Although, I guess if there's one place that your car is guaranteed to not get hit by runaway carts left by lazy, inconsiderate people, it's going to be the cart return.

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