Making pizza is harder than you think. And this seven year old boy is already better at it than you. But whatevs.
(I'm also too scared to look up "pizza tosser" in Urban Dictionary.)
You've seen them. You might know them. They're everywhere: hipsters who like to take pictures of their food and talk about how there's not enough acidity to counterbalance the sous-vide organize chicken on their plate. This song goes out to them.
As evidenced by their candy, the Japanese seem to have a thing for powdered foods that magically hydrate into things we all know. Well, this takes the art of non-perishable meals way further, with cheeseburgers, french fries, ketchup, and even a soda to wash it down.
While the clock is ticking on the prediction from Back to the Future II of teens riding hoverboards in the streets outside the Cafe 80's, it may have already nailed it when it comes to rehydrated meals.
This kid loves french fries. I love french fries. Therefore, this means this kid is my new best friend. And next time, I'll be standing next to him with a pair of ketchup earmuffs with a sign that reads "I LOVE FRIES WITH KETCHUP."
In today's random news, a Sarasota fire station awarded this young girl for saving her mother's life...by slapping her face with a pizza. Okay, it didn't really happen like that and she wasn't trying to break the world record in pizza slapping. Her mother was unconscious so 7 year old Rita became worried.
She became concerned when she couldn't wake her mom up, so she took action. "I called 911, but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza." When that pizza didn't wake her mom, she knew she had to get help. The fire chief told the crowd she was very calm when she spoke to the 911 operator.
Rita's quick actions saved her mother's life and while this probably refers her to calling 911, I'm pretending that it was the greasy healing powers of pizza.
A local journalist eats the world's hottest pepper so the rest of us can watch and laugh. This video was posted back in November. Do you think he's okay now?
When it comes to the Super Bowl, I get way more excited about the food than football. And now I can do enjoy both at the same time with Pizza Prints. Thanks to this snazzy invention, I can eat my favorite team's logo while increasing my cholesterol levels. TOUCHDOWN!
For more viral videos, watch Around the Net on Attack of the Show every weeknight at 7PM!
PS. Are these limited to NFL logos? Because I'd love to have a Pizza Print of a pizza on my pizza. How meta would that be?
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