Warning: Bad Language.
Who would ever have thought that the money-making captain of cinematic combustion would have trouble getting a film off the ground? Well, if this video is genuine, then it seems the one and only Michael Bay will need your help getting the sequel to one of his early hits off the ground: Bad Boys III!
He's making sure that your money will not be ill-spent, narrowing things to the quintessence of films with the Bay stamp of approval: Explosions and boobs.
...Of course, we all know this is just satire. I mean, would Michael Bay ever need YOUR money to make films with explosions and boobs?