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The recent bout of stage-spewing from Lady Gaga over the weekend inspired this (inevitable) animation from Taiwan's NMA TV.

While their apparent appreciation for projectile vomiting has predictably played into their proclivity for exaggeration, they probably should be commended for their grasp of popular music history's greatest losses-of-lunches.

On tonight's Attack of the Show with Rob Huebel and Candace Bailey, we welcome Ethan Hawke to the studio for details on his horror thriller, Sinister, about a writer who uncovers the supernatural mystery behind the murder of his house's previous tenants, only to put his own family in danger. Eli Roth talks to us about his Goretorium attraction in Las Vegas and Matt Farah also reports from the OC Auto Show with a look at the new Porsche Boxster. Tune in tonight 7/6c!

These kids' parents probably should have recognized somewhat of a red flag when the description for this summer camp read: "Your children will be taught the value of sacrifice for the greater good and how to make Semtex vests during arts and crafts time."

Tomorrow, they hit the firing range to take cracks at the Uncle Sam targets.

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"You see this, humans? You see what you're making us do?

What we do to this poor sap is just the tip of the iceberg compared to what we'll do to the rest of you if you keep resisting us.

So, the next time you're at the boardwalk and you have a hot dog, you damn well better hand it over to us, or this could be you or someone you love!"

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While plain Mountain Dew just gives you a slight caffeinated, citrusy jolt, Mountain Lion gets you so worked up, you become a ravenous hunter in the African wilderness that is your office space. No cubicle or mandatory sensitivity seminar will be powerful enough contain your majesty.

While Dr. Pepper leaves you with a delicious caramel/cherry flavor, Dr. Perky leaves you with nipples that practically stick through your shirt.

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You won't have to worry about the typical perils of nature at this park,

Here, the animals spend their days cranking up the bass and krumping up a storm.

Even the bears are more concerned with shaking their trunk junk in your face rather than ripping it off and eating it.

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You'll have plenty of chances to see Danai Gurira slice and dice zombies on The Walking Dead this season, but how often will you get to see her laugh, joke and generally have a good time (while not covered in blood and toting around the undead, we mean)? Not many. So, take this unique opportunity, skim through our Danai Gurira photos, and when things get a little too scary for you on The Walking Dead, let the memory of the aforementioned images whisk you away to your internal happy place.

• Photo Gallery: Pics of Danai Gurira from The Walking Dead

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We're 99% certain that this is not the best way to develop your team building skills. But then again, what do you do with that one person who refuses to share and work well with others? Exactly this.

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If Battleship can be turned into a movie, why can't we do the same for Hungry Hungry Hippos?

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Some think she was born prematurely, but actually, she was kicked out of her mom's uterus for bad behavior.

She made her first kill when she was still a sperm by tail-shanking some squiggly scrub and then egg-jacking his home.

She got moved from the maternity ward after she was caught "choking some bitch for trying to steal her man."

She's got hydraulics installed on her stroller and will pop a cap in anyone who tries to steal her nose.

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