Food and Drink

What the label actually should have said, is that, for their purposes, the name "veggie dog" refers to the fact that these were freshly laid by vegetarians dogs.

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"The snack that's specially-loaded with carbs and fats, designed to target the coveted 'booty' area.

Ladies, you'll be sagging and jiggling under the delusion that you're sexy in no time."

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According to their anonymous critic, "I like burgers, and what they serve here are grilled beef patties, topped with cheese, tomatoes, and lettuce, put in a bun. -- Most definitely, it's a burger."

Indeed.

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Every young lady deserves a huge cake for her first Name Day! The Regali Kitchen in the Philippines made this awesome birthday cake for Arya Stark from Game of Thrones--with cupcakes, too! Nom nom nom.

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Warning: Bad Language.

This Aussie pulls back half a dozen vodka cruisers with Russian-like tenacity. However, as with all marathons involving food and drinks, keeping it all down is half the battle.

On the bright side, the alcoholic content probably got rid of any pathogens on his buddy's jeans.

How-to videos are usually pretty helpful and informative, so this one has to be the best one yet. Watch and learn how to properly pour milk into your cup of coffee. SMASH THAT TOMATO!

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I don't know about any of you, but I'm sick and tired of bacon cheeseburgers that only have a few scant slices of pork belly goodness. Well, this Burger King in Japan has come to remedy this most crucial of issues with a specially-made Whopper containing 1,050 slices of bacon!

Sit down, relax and feel the good feel as your circulatory system begins to replace the blood that used to flow freely with pure, unadulterated grease. Sure, you'll be rocking cholesterol levels somewhere in the 500's by the time you reach the half-way point, but the glory is totally worth it.

It's so annoying when restaurants have specials that require extra careful reading.

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It's usually creeps who demand hugs from strangers in exchange for a prize but this vending machine is far from that. Check out this dispenser for Coca-Cola's "Open Happiness" marketing campaign in Singapore: all you have to do is hug it for a free Coke. Coooool.

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Not only do I wish this chart was really pie, but that it also counted as a healthy, balanced meal.

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