Cars

While this kid has likely yet to master the intricacies of potty training, he's already quite a proficient rock drummer.

Among his biggest influences, he lists: Keith Moon, John Densmore, and the jingling of his Dad's car keys.

Warning: Some Bad Language

It seems that the worlds of shiatsu massage and Grand Theft Auto have come together to create a devastating new weapon in the war against people who don't like their stuff getting broken.

Number of f**ks given about where to safely dump the snow swept off the roof: -357

You guys. Really. Jumping over a car requires serious skills. Skills that don't include doing jumping jacks right before. STOP IT.

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-"Did you see that, Adrienne?"

-"Yes... Yes, I did. They were bad people, and that's what happens to bad people. -- And many more to come." **stares into the camera**

He was probably joyriding in his uber-expensive sports car, not a care in the world, when he forgot for a split second that he didn't buy the Porsche model that had anti-wet-cement technology.

Oh, well, you live and learn, right? Hopefully, he'll remember to tip the road work valets.

Apparently, these museum steps also double as a bypass to the main highway.

It shaves literally seconds off Ivan's morning commute to the babushka factory.

It's moments like this where, as a trolling eyewitness, you have to ask yourself if the cause of comedy would be worth putting $1.25 of your own money into the machine to keep the water going.

The driver of this silver car seems to be under the impression that the proper way to change lanes in heavy traffic is to just say "f**k it, I'm merging" and abruptly swerve without even signaling.

Well, this cyclist apparently didn't think too much of nearly getting run over and pushed out of his lane. Unfortunately, the reasoning for the "revenge" he took probably wouldn't hold up in Court or even Judge Judy for that matter.

Here's a good reason to install a dash camera for your car: you can catch scam artists like this guy! This stranger backed into the driver and then demanded $500 for repairs, not realizing that there was a camera capturing everything. So now you know.