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Guy Eats Live Spider Off His Desk

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Either this is an audition tape for Fear Factor or this guy just found an eight-legged intruder on his desk and figured he could save himself the cost of a lunch.

Now, if he could just find some cockroaches and silverfish for sides, he might be able to call it a proper meal.

That Must Be The Ninja Urinal

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

That Must Be The Ninja Urinal

This may be the only socially-acceptable loophole in the "one urinal buffer zone" rule of men's rooms.

Sure, it may take a little more work, but in the end, you'll leave with an extreme feeling of satisfaction to accompany your newly empty bladder.

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Drunk Woman Smashes Shop Window

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Probably fresh from a night at the club that was full of rejection and numerous fruity drinks, this slovenly street-walker has decided to take her frustrations out on a glass door.

Unfortunately for this little mom and pop operation, it looks like they'll not only have to call a repairman for the door, but also a bio-hazard team for any residual contagious residue.

This Fight Is Really Hard In The Mornings

For them, the primary weapons in this "fight" are cold showers, purposefully-stubbed toes, and thinking about baseball...A LOT.

If they continue to keep it up, their crossing of swords with these proposed towers should leave those encroaching structures flaccid.

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Warning: Bad Language.

This German polar bear wannabe figured the time was right for a nice jolting dip in the pool.

Unfortunately for him, his attempted cannonball into the cold drink would yield resistance and a possible rearrangement of his spinal column from the bottom up.

After the initial shock wears off, this guy might end up having to enjoy bratwurst and brew while sitting in a cast diaper.

Store Has Strict Return Policy

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Store Has Strict Return Policy

Looks like most frugal-minded folks who make meticulously detailed experiments in their underwear purchases will just have to take their sweaty, funky, skid-marked business somewhere else.

Of course, with no signs prohibiting the trying of underwear in the changing rooms, the hygienically-conscious still have more battles to fight.

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This little Westie's itchy backside might be caused by a number of things from bad hygiene to being a little too voracious at the dog park with those slutty poodles.

Regardless, he probably figured that he may as well finally put his owner's good china to use.

Just Moving Some Cardboard

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Posted October 17, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Just Moving Some Cardboard

This guy's daily trip to the recycling center continually makes him rue the day that Willy Wonka went green.

You would think that cheap top-hat-wearing bastard would at least spring for a Prius with a high seat just out of decency.

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Chewbacca Cabinet

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Looks like this is one scenario where you'll actually have to bend your Wookie.

This cabinet is known to pull people's arms out of their sockets when it's loose.

Who would have thought that the quickest way to silence its loud and perpetual howls would be a few squirts of WD-40?

Fifty Shades Of NOPE

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Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Fifty Shades Of NOPE

"Man, somebody clearly lied to me. This book has NOTHING to do with Harry Potter.

There's no Hogwarts or magic anywhere in this. It's more like a creepy German fetish version of the Penthouse Forum."

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